United Thread 2015/16

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That hubris though.....

Most of them are adamant that they are "too big to fail" and are now rationalizing being out of Europe as a net positive.
 
I'm going to have so much fun tomorrow night with the rags. The gobshites I know have, as of late, texted me whenever they scored. And they was getting their swagger back after our draw with arsenal, the cockiness had returned and they slipped back into full on bigmouth mode we all knew in the taggart era. They need to win 19-0, could be quite feasible if twattenburg is the wanker in the black, and everytime they score...IF they score....I shall be texting the plastic fuckers and rubbing it in by saying "'only another 18 to go..".
Bring it on.
 
I've been counting the days down for this disaster of a season to end but the last week of it has truly made me smile. United having their bus smashed up and bottling a chance to take 4th off us then the final day and the fake bomb fiasco.

What a comical club could you imagine the crap we'd be getting if this had happened to us?
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
I've been counting the days down for this disaster of a season to end but the last week of it has truly made me smile. United having their bus smashed up and bottling a chance to take 4th off us then the final day and the fake bomb fiasco.

What a comical club could you imagine the crap we'd be getting if this had happened to us?
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It has been highly amusing lol
 
If they lose tomorrow and in the Cup then they fall into the Europa qualifiers. The first game would be 3 days after they play us in China. The Americans would be furious. They should be reprimanded for -

- 2 late arrivals in London
- their role in yesterday's fiasco
- losing £50 million of Champions league money to us, so important we did make top four.
- Adidas warning that failure to get top four next year and the 2 year failure rule kicks in and they lose 20% of sponsorship.

It's not been a good week for them.
 
Man United have offered PSG's Zlatan Ibrahimovic a one year deal [RMC Sport]

blahh...apparently wants assurance for playing time and wants to know who is the manager next season

no offers from elsewhere apparently....he is a class player though even though is 34 now
 
Blagged a free corporate to the swamp tomo. Well egg and chips in a Phoenix night standard room with lee Martin as the celebrity guest. I am going purely to photograph and count empty seats and embarrass the cunts. I will spend the entire 90 minutes working out the actual attendance.
 
De Gea to Real

Tony Marshall going to PSG

Are other paper rumours being reported in Europe.
 
worsleyweb said:
Blagged a free corporate to the swamp tomo. Well egg and chips in a Phoenix night standard room with lee Martin as the celebrity guest. I am going purely to photograph and count empty seats and embarrass the cunts. I will spend the entire 90 minutes working out the actual attendance.
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More entertaining than watching the cunts play.
 
I think the attendance will be quite high tomorrow. I've been told S/T holders who don't intent to go have been asked to inform the club. The only reason for this is to allow others in so the empty seats are taken by those attracted by free entry.
I wonder if any other clubs would get a high attendance if admission was free?
 
jimharri said:
What odds are on offer for a 19-0 win then?



Er; for our quiet neighbours, not those plucky Cherries!
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Some sillly twat at work was talking about this quite seriously today. Rang the bookies and was going to put a tenner on!
 
worsleyweb said:
Blagged a free corporate to the swamp tomo. Well egg and chips in a Phoenix night standard room with lee Martin as the celebrity guest. I am going purely to photograph and count empty seats and embarrass the cunts. I will spend the entire 90 minutes working out the actual attendance.
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I dare you to go mental when Bournemouth score.
 
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