United thread 2015/16

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They never ever stop do they ? Ex players I mean

That fucking tit Schmeicel on Sky saying that it's always been Mourinho's dream job to manage them !! Honest to God it's in the rags dna to talk shite for the rest of their lives,so fucking deluded,makes my piss boil
 
meeesh said:
They never ever stop do they ? Ex players I mean

That fucking tit Schmeicel on Sky saying that it's always been Mourinho's dream job to manage them !! Honest to God it's in the rags dna to talk shite for the rest of their lives,so fucking deluded,makes my piss boil
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Im convinced that when they leave the club a few of them sign some kind of "lifelong commitment" contract, where united pay them a few grand for the rest of their lives for them to say nothing but good things in the press about them. Not that far fetched and certainly makes sense when you hear some of the deluded shit they come out with
 
meeesh said:
They never ever stop do they ? Ex players I mean

That fucking tit Schmeicel on Sky saying that it's always been Mourinho's dream job to manage them !! Honest to God it's in the rags dna to talk shite for the rest of their lives,so fucking deluded,makes my piss boil
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Which in turn would mean,they could of brought Mourinho in at any given time,right?
But they chose to employ Moyes and then the turtle,they ain't panicking are they?
 
CTID1988 said:
Personal terms agreed with the Portuguese dick, according to SSN
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Hope he has to wear the barber shop tie and the Alan Partridge jacket.

Looking forward to his annointment and the "united way" "biggest club in the world" press conference.
Give it 6 months and his overriding inner **** will come out.
 
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CTID1988 said:
Im convinced that when they leave the club a few of them sign some kind of "lifelong commitment" contract, where united pay them a few grand for the rest of their lives for them to say nothing but good things in the press about them. Not that far fetched and certainly makes sense when you hear some of the deluded shit they come out with
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Gotta be on some kind of payroll,I agree
 
SPIDERBOY said:
Which in turn would mean,they could of brought Mourinho in at any given time,right?
But they chose to employ Moyes and then the turtle,they ain't panicking are they?
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Exactly,why was he not at the swamp 3 years ago,when he went back to Chelsea,and as you say,they had those 2 balloons as managers,they really do fuck me off,the rag bastards
 
If the special needs one is /has come to an agreement now, you can bet he's squeezes them till the pips squeak.
After binning he of the face like a dropped pie, Mourinho now has his mitts firmly around their 'nads negotiation wise,
they can't say 'You're not having that!' as he could retort with, ''Well fuck you then, I'm off to PSG.''
They would shit themselves big style, and another couple of noughts will be added to the paycheque, and the Glazer pretty boys
will have to remortgage another shopping mall.
 
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Flanked by 2 absolute t@ats.
You're well out of there Louis.
 
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What is there for a manager to negotiate that takes so long? Do you want the job on this salary, yes or no? My guess is that part of the deal includes bringing in some players whose agent is Mendes with Jose getting a club, Jose demanding certain things such as the family man goes and that the GPC keeps his nose firmly out of it
 
Mourinho has them over a barrel,IMO.
He'll be sat there like a fucking King with more say than baconface ever had,and I see the head of baconface eventually exploding.
It's not gonna end well.
 
Eds said:
What is there for a manager to negotiate that takes so long? Do you want the job on this salary, yes or no? My guess is that part of the deal includes bringing in some players whose agent is Mendes with Jose getting a club, Jose demanding certain things such as the family man goes and that the GPC keeps his nose firmly out of it
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The 'negotiations' do seem to be dragging on... strange because I keep hearing it's his dream job – I really do not see this ending well!
 
I've been a bit of a baby these last few days thinking ffs they'll get that dick ed wind up merchant (who eventually got to Pep in Spain - swore about him in a press conference - although the Barca squad gave him a standing ovation later) and i'll lose it if they won the title and how it'll be even worse than ferguson with their fans ramming it down our throats etc etc whinge whinge.

But i've manned up again now, our manager is the dogs bollocks professionally and tactically, and he will have more than enough to spend for a guy who commands his authority.

He'll put Maureen in his place of that I have no doubt.
 
The Silver Surfer said:
I've been a bit of a baby these last few days thinking ffs they'll get that dick ed wind up merchant (who eventually got to Pep in Spain - swore about him in a press conference - although the Barca squad gave him a standing ovation later) and i'll lose it if they won the title and how it'll be even worse than ferguson with their fans ramming it down our throats etc etc whinge whinge.

But i've manned up again now, our manager is the dogs bollocks professionally and tactically, and he will have more than enough to spend for a guy who commands his authority.

He'll put Maureen in his place of that I have no doubt.
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It can never be worse than it was. At the very least we are competitive, which is all I wanted during the dark times. Beating them when they think they're good will be even sweeter.
 
City Raider said:
It can never be worse than it was. At the very least we are competitive, which is all I wanted during the dark times. Beating them when they think they're good will be even sweeter.
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Ah, but times change and so does expectation. I don't like consoling myself with the fact that we used to be shit.
Still, I get what you mean with them thinking they're Billy Big Bollocks and are going to win everything.
 
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