Something to cheer you all up, Buck house facelift

[stony]

Or they could get jobs and house themselves and leave those empty bedrooms for important folk who contribute to society

Where's that not sure if serious meme when you want it.

 

[Adidas Sharston]

Not read all the thread, but is the tax payer really copping for most of the bill? not sure that's true. Think it's important we look after historical buildings such as BP.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Thank fuck i am no longer funding this family.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[stony]

Haha

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'd be quite open to the idea of the next monarch becoming a tyrant, like Henry VIII. Breathe new life into this tired institution.

 

[stony]

I'd be quite open to the idea of the next monarch becoming a tyrant, like Henry VIII. Breathe new life into this tired institution.

I concur, but only if I win the Euromillions and I can watch the shenanigans from my ocean front villa on Grand Cayman.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I concur, but only if I win the Euromillions and I can watch the shenanigans from my ocean front villa on Grand Cayman.

I'd stay in the UK, personally. I'd fancy my chances of working my way into his or her inner circle. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[stony]

I'd stay in the UK, personally. I'd fancy my chances of working my way into his or her inner circle. What could possibly go wrong?

Typical fucking GDM, ever the social climber.

I'd put millions into the scientific study of the genetic mutation of Racer snakes, and hopefully make one big enough to swallow the whole fucking family. Obviously young Hewitt gets a pass on account of not being a lizard.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Typical fucking GDM, ever the social climber.

I'd put millions into the scientific study of the genetic mutation of Racer snakes, and hopefully make one big enough to swallow the whole fucking family. Obviously young Hewitt gets a pass on account of not being a lizard.

I think they should all be subject to a DNA test. If they're at the top of society as a result of a hereditary system, at the very least they've got a duty to disclose in order to demonstate their provenance and legitimacy. I'd lay a pound to a pinch of shit that they're not as closely related to Henry VIII, for example, as they'd like us all to believe. The bloodline will have been contaminated at some point.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I'd stay in the UK, personally. I'd fancy my chances of working my way into his or her inner circle. What could possibly go wrong?

Nothing

 

[stony]

I think they should all be subject to a DNA test. If they're at the top of society as a result of a hereditary system, at the very least they've got a duty to disclose in order to demonstate their provenance and legitimacy. I'd lay a pound to a pinch of shit that they're not as closely related to Henry VIII, for example, as they'd like us all to believe. The bloodline will have been contaminated at some point.

That's a very good point actually mate.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Nothing

I'm not talking about the top job btw. Far too fraught with risk and immediate danger. Perfectly happy being on the periphery. Soaking it all up.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'm not talking about the top job btw. Far too fraught with risk and immediate danger. Perfectly happy being on the periphery. Soaking it all up.

Before DNA tests and effective contraception, with no TV or even electricity? Royals would have been fucking everything that moved, because they could - female royalty included.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I'm not talking about the top job btw. Far too fraught with risk and immediate danger. Perfectly happy being on the periphery. Soaking it all up.

Immediate danger passes in time

 

[stony]

I'm not talking about the top job btw. Far too fraught with risk and immediate danger. Perfectly happy being on the periphery. Soaking it all up.

You want to be Prince Edwards personal valet?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Immediate danger passes in time

At the point just after you're executed for treason, yes it does.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

You want to be Prince Edwards personal valet?

If anything, I'm over-qualified for the role

 

[dronefromsector7G]

The Royals?

I like them.

 

[stony]

If anything, I'm over-qualified for the role

Sorry mate, just re read your post. Groom Of The Stool it is then.