But is the likes of the IAAF introducing the tug o' war, the egg 'n spoon or the three-legged races into an athletics meeting, or are the boxing wallahs mixing flyweight with heavyweight if the TV audience is big enough. It'd be the athletic or boxing equivalent of humping upto 48 countries. They're all at it, no doubt, but FICK FUFA have taken it to the highest level of chicanery and shamelessness!
Mind, with 48 in would Scotland still miss out. Sturgeon needs to get her boots on and some hard yards in. I've also thought Wee Eck would make a decent goalie - there wouldn't be much daylight between him and either post!