Donald Trump

[SWP's back]

Billionaire going on about inner city poverty???

He's probably best placed to do something about it right now. He is the president after all.

 

[allan harper]

If @SWP's back was home, he could row past and call them all cunts.

I'm passing them shortly on my way to the pub, I'll pass that message on to them.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

fuck me obama looks uncomfortable

Thats because Michelle has been rimming him just before.

 

[west didsblue]

I love this man.

Who'd have guessed

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Has he mentioned sorting out FICKFUFA yet?

 

[SWP's back]

I like the fact he has ordered 4 fly byes of jets. He wanted tanks and big missiles as well, like the Russians used to do during the cold war but the army said no. Fucking killjoys.

Yeah I read that as well. It's kinda brilliant. He's just a complete nut job.

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

Thats because Michelle has been rimming him just before.

understandable. a quick rim before the speech. loosen up all that stress.

 

[aguero93:20]

I'm passing them shortly on my way to the pub, I'll pass that message on to them.

Tell them I said leave the ducks alone.

 

[Magicpole]

America First.

Protectionism

Eradicate Islamic terrorism?

Sorted.

Oh the bible now.,

Protected by god. Oh FFS !

 

[jimharri]

If being a billionaire can get you a woman like that looking like Trump I have no idea how beautiful mine would be as I'm gorgeous.

As Mrs Merton would have said, was she still with us; "So Melania, what first attracted you to the billionaire Donald Trump?"

 

[Magicpole]

Why haven't you posted your picture in the picture thread?

I will judge that, as a beautiful person.

It is subjective.

A split decision.

I think I am and everybody else doesn't.

 

[Vic]

"Now is the hour of action". It's pure fascism.

 

[@BluePhil8]

As Mrs Merton would have said, was she still with us; "So Melania, what first attracted you to the billionaire Donald Trump?"

To be fair she was already obscenely wealthy before she met Trump. She's a ludicrously intelligent woman.

MAGA

 

[@BluePhil8]

Great speech. Americanism not globalism will be our credo.

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

If you were watching that in the rust belts you would probably be pleased to hear that speech.

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

putting americans first. i dont think thats such a bad thing.

 

[Magicpole]

My main hope is that we can literally all look back and laugh one day.

Evens at Paddy Power now.

 

[jimharri]

My; the amount of hatred on here for the bloke. Anyone would think he pissed on your daughters' pet gerbils.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I love this man.

That doesn't surprise me. There are some significant similarities between the two of you.

 

[snorky]

Fuck me its Penfold!