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(e) the aliens will lose all hope that we'll ever evolve into a benevolent species capable of peacefully coexisting with other sentient races of the universe and vaporise the planet.

Or, they might be looking in and see the majority don't want to be like that and aren't and instead zap all the cunts and let us live in peace.

First mob up, the fundamentalist religious crew. Tell them its Armageddon and they have to go to certain locations and zap them. Then we can move onto those who hate everything that isn't them, no loss there. Then industrialists who callously reject climate change. Then all the evil people, again few tears.

And finally, the person who put semolina and prunes together and fooled the world this was a legitimate pudding.

The Aliens would then give us the technology to have a great time and a pill that would allow me to gorge on vanilla slices three times a week and look like Brad Pitt. Or that new guy in that poncy musical doing great guns award wise.

Simple.
 
Trump tweets the Pres of Mexico that if Mexico won't pay for the wall then don't come next week.

Hmmmm I wonder if he will :)

Have to say that Mexico missed the impact of stating he could fuck off with his meeting, now been humiliated to the embarrassment of to be told don't even bother.l unless you have a rather large cheque.

Schoolboy error.

The advisor to fuck face who suggested this strategy to get in first deserves a bonus. They knew Mexico would probably not come and decided to tell them to fuck off first.

Hate to admit it but they played it well in a political sense.


I wouldn't be surprised if the Mexican president canceled the meeting first, then for Trump to tweet the above before the news got out to the public. That's something he usually does anyways.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if the Mexican president canceled the meeting first, then for Trump to tweet the above before the news got out to the public. That's something he usually does anyways.

Good shout. That totally makes sense.
 
Or, they might be looking in and see the majority don't want to be like that and aren't and instead zap all the cunts and let us live in peace.

First mob up, the fundamentalist religious crew. Tell them its Armageddon and they have to go to certain locations and zap them. Then we can move onto those who hate everything that isn't them, no loss there. Then industrialists who callously reject climate change. Then all the evil people, again few tears.

And finally, the person who put semolina and prunes together and fooled the world this was a legitimate pudding.

The Aliens would then give us the technology to have a great time and a pill that would allow me to gorge on vanilla slices three times a week and look like Brad Pitt. Or that new guy in that poncy musical doing great guns award wise.

Simple.
Rags first.
 
Don't know if it's related to Trump Armageddon, but, low flying military jets are flying very low over my cottage in the middle of nowhere here on the east coast of Scotland.

Have noticed an increase in flights these last few days.
 
Don't know if it's related to Trump Armageddon, but, low flying military jets are flying very low over my cottage in the middle of nowhere here on the east coast of Scotland.

Have noticed an increase in flights these last few days.

Nicola has her air force practising bombing runs for the attack on Westminster.
 
The man is absolutely insane.

Im still of the opinion that Americans voted him in democratically and as such, he should be given a chance but it isnt going to end well and he wont see 2 years out imo before his own impeach him or he gets bumped off.
 
So Mexico won't pay (no shock there) which means the US taxpayer will be fronting the bill for this wall. Seems many of his policies have the taxpayer fronting the cost yet he promised tax cuts and that he would fix the economy. Wouldn't shock me if he genuinely thinks the solution is to just print more money.
 
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