Donald Trump

[Le Havre Oswald]

Great speech by him and her. To me he seems honest, decent and talks utter sense. It's not fashionable to say it but think he Is a breath of fresh air.

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[Magicpole]

Trumps Madman Diaries 2

27th January 2016.

Land of Trump and Glory.

What a day! That has to be the greatest day, in the history of great days ever and I'm sure the British people will remember it for a long long time. Maybe even longer. Who knows?

They're terrific people the British, truly terrific and let's not forget, they put up a great fight against the Nazis until we came over and won it for them. They were literally on their knees, knees, throwing tins of spam at Tiger Tanks. Pitiful but brave. I love them.

It was horrific.

A mess.

But, we stepped in, took the tins of spam from their scurvy riddled hands and gave them guns. They never looked back under us and continue in that position to this day.

They're a very grateful people and have fought in our wars ever since.
Except Vietnam, even with that soundtrack and free grass, they avoided that one, but so did I mind you. Great soundtrack though. The best. No question.

"Born to be be wy y y wild." Love that tune. Does something to me.

I met the British PM today. They're in a bit of a bind, money wise, with all the costs of Brexit, so as a precaution I ordered staff to hide the silver and crystal ashtrays. I hear you can't open a cupboard in one of Tony Blair's houses, without being buried alive in stuff he pilfered from the Whitehouse over the years. Not on my watch sister.

First thing she said as we met?

"Please buy our stuff. Go on, go on buy it."

Please please please please please is all she said all day. She sure has a hard on for NATO too. I called it obsolete last week, now I had to say it's the best thing ever.

Just as well my supporters don't care what I say, as long as I mention illegals and crime, or Muslims and crime, or crime and gangs and drugs and Mexican criminals, 60 million jobs, walls and Muslims. It's easy when you know the buzzwords. I am Mr buzzword. One hundred percent. Probably more.

I took her hand at one point, she may have been drinking earlier, I'm not sure, she was unsteady though, not my business. Maybe jet lag, who knows? I offered her a tic tac to tone down a wiff of gin on her breath and she went really pale. Why? Whose been talking?

Britain is free now. Able to seek separate deals. We will help. It will take a minimum five years though, so she better hope I get re elected, or it will get very very very very bad for Britain. It really will. I promise you. So so bad. Bad. Believe me. So bad.

The best part of the day was the personal invite from the Queen to come visit all my fans in the UK. I will go and expect millions to come out and meet me. It will be truly sensational and I'm sure a knighthood could be bestowed.

I'm not taking anything for granted, but it makes absolute sense. I'm the most deserving person ever to get a knighthood and would be the best knight ever. Just hope the queen hasn't gone doolaly, as she is getting on a bit, because to get knighted by Charles would be shit.

Whoop whoop, Mad Dog Mattis was sworn in and he can now turn his full attention to finding and bombing our enemies. There's a lot of them out there. Growing by the day apparently, for some reason. I talked a lot about how I loved our military today. I mean I milked that sucker dry.
I mentioned everybody who ever served ever and of course, Jesus, who is American after all. And one hell of a guy. He really is.

At the end of the meeting with Tess, I asked her if she wanted to hit a casino, but she declined and said she would need to get home before Boris fucked everything up. Pity it would have been terrific but I understand her problem with Boris.

Don't like that guy. Said bad things about me. Bad bad things and I won't forget that. No way.

Oh, nearly forgot, I started the ball rolling in banning Muslims. Extreme vetting, just shy of water boarding. Would have included torture, obviously, but the PC,right on media, says that's bad and illegal.

What kinda answers that?

Losers.

Anyway Donald, you are meeting the Queen soon. Mum would have been proud as would dad.

If they weren't dead.

Note to us.

Don't die.

I'm phoning Vlad the Impaler tomorrow. Can't tell you how damp i am right now. Not as damp as in the film he has of me, but getting there, definitely getting there.

Tomorrow will be even better. And much better than any day that has ever been.

There's no place like Trump Tower. There no place like Trump Tower.

Nitey nite us.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

A sense of balance, at last. Whatever you think of Trump, May, Obama or even Jeremy Corbyn, constantly
ranting like some purple faced brat denied yet another doughnut, over and over about your absolute disgust at their
inhabiting the world is tedious.

Did you enjoy the sight of our Prime Minister fawning over a man who publicly tries to justify torture.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

snap

You think he's honest?

 

[TCIB]

People often forget the world isnt black and white but a multitude of shades of grey.

Don't fucking tell trump that he will have every fucker kicked into the ocean.
'everyone into the sea, it's my plan, yeah my plan it's great you'll love it'

He is doing exactly as he said, i may not agree with his one size fits all approach but he certainly does not give a fuck and is going balls out at this. These orders he is signing pretty much all are agreeable with disillusioned blue collar workers in the rust belt and elsewhere, that is to say who voted him in will be nodding sagely.

I used to go to visit my gf and got held up like a crim once, why have you only got a passport for id? why have you no cash? err i won't be driving and i have 3 cards in my wallet to get cash out of the machine, a passport is the best id i can have no?. The lad looked at me like i was a future human, it was obvious cash was king where this lad came from who was questioning me, norfolk twinned with where that guy was from hehe. I was as legit a visitor as it gets and had to jump hoops. I really can only imagine how it is for non whites, especially now.

 

[@BluePhil8]

Did you enjoy the sight of our Prime Minister fawning over a man who publicly justifies torture.

I don't understand why you keep parroting this. Theresa May justifies torture. The UK has used the US blacksites in the past. Obama endorsed torture by keeping Guantanamo Bay open where they keep people indefinitely without trial, sodomise inmates with huge feeding tubes, waterboard inmates and do all sorts of fucked up shit.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Don't fucking tell trump that he will have every fucker kicked into the ocean.
'everyone into the sea, it's my plan, yeah my plan it's great you'll love it'

He is doing exactly as he said, i may not agree with his one size fits all approach but he certainly does not give a fuck and is going balls out at this. These orders he is signing pretty much all are agreeable with disillusioned blue collar workers in the rust belt and elsewhere, that is to say who voted him in will be nodding sagely.

I used to go to visit my gf and got held up like a crim once, why have you only got a passport for id? why have you no cash? err i won't be driving and i have 3 cards in my wallet to get cash out of the machine, a passport is the best id i can have no?. The lad looked at me like i was a future human, it was obvious cash was king where this lad came from who was questioning me, norfolk twinned with where that guy was from hehe. I was as legit a visitor as it gets and had to jump hoops. I really can only imagine how it is for non whites, especially now.

You legit, dont make me laugh, your ginger hair was what caused the problem, I am only shocked that they didnt subject you to a cavity search

I like gingers.

 

[TCIB]

You legit, dont make me laugh, your ginger hair was what caused the problem, I am only shocked that they didnt subject you to a cavity search

I like gingers.

lol, that last bit is for when we rule the world and judge you all, you smartly can say 'look look, spare my wicked life, i love you guys, it says so in this post between the 300 calling gingers genetic anomalies'... it will fall on deaf ears R.I.P Mr Knee xD

Have you suffered us customs? i think i had a cool agent once in 12 or so flights inbound.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I don't understand why you keep parroting this. Theresa May justifies torture. The UK has used the US blacksites in the past. Obama endorsed torture by keeping Guantanamo Bay open where they keep people indefinitely without trial, sodomise inmates with huge feeding tubes, waterboard inmates and do all sorts of fucked up shit.

The shitgibbon does like his torture and to most civilised people, it is reprehensible. You defend Trump all the time regardless of his stance, you can still support someone and admit they are wrong now and then you know.

Laying the blame for Guantanamo at Obama's door, thats a good one, he tried to have it closed and released a load of inmates from there, dont tarnish him with something that the chimp Bush created.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I don't understand why you keep parroting this. Theresa May justifies torture. The UK has used the US blacksites in the past. Obama endorsed torture by keeping Guantanamo Bay open where they keep people indefinitely without trial, sodomise inmates with huge feeding tubes, waterboard inmates and do all sorts of fucked up shit.

Not quite sure you're best placed to pontificate about parroting.

 

[@BluePhil8]

The shitgibbon does like his torture and to most civilised people, it is reprehensible. You defend Trump all the time regardless of his stance, you can still support someone and admit they are wrong now and then you know.

Laying the blame for Guantanamo at Obama's door, thats a good one, he tried to have it closed and released a load of inmates from there, dont tarnish him with something that the chimp Bush created.

I've already said I don't like torture.

In an ideal world we wouldn't torture anyone.

The fact is the US and western allies will torture people. As they have in the past.

“absolutely I feel it works.”

That as a statement is fine.

"When Isis is doing things that nobody has ever heard of since medieval times. Would I feel strongly about waterboarding. As far as I’m concerned we have to fight fire with fire.”

That is not fine. He shouldn't have said that. Torture should be used as a last resort to obtain information to protect the state. Not revenge.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

You think he's honest?

for the most part yes. Much more trustworthy than Clinton.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Stuff like ISIS will be jumping with glee he's in charge, he is the perfect opponent for them. "Fire with fire", they're gagging for that sort of attention.

 

[Sunny Coast Blue]

Trumps Madman Diaries 2

27th January 2016.

Land of Trump and Glory.

What a day! That has to be the greatest day, in the history of great days ever and I'm sure the British people will remember it for a long long time. Maybe even longer. Who knows?

They're terrific people the British, truly terrific and let's not forget, they put up a great fight against the Nazis until we came over and won it for them. They were literally on their knees, knees, throwing tins of spam at Tiger Tanks. Pitiful but brave. I love them.

It was horrific.

A mess.

But, we stepped in, took the tins of spam from their scurvy riddled hands and gave them guns. They never looked back under us and continue in that position to this day.

They're a very grateful people and have fought in our wars ever since.
Except Vietnam, even with that soundtrack and free grass, they avoided that one, but so did I mind you. Great soundtrack though. The best. No question.

"Born to be be wy y y wild." Love that tune. Does something to me.

I met the British PM today. They're in a bit of a bind, money wise, with all the costs of Brexit, so as a precaution I ordered staff to hide the silver and crystal ashtrays. I hear you can't open a cupboard in one of Tony Blair's houses, without being buried alive in stuff he pilfered from the Whitehouse over the years. Not on my watch sister.

First thing she said as we met?

"Please buy our stuff. Go on, go on buy it."

Please please please please please is all she said all day. She sure has a hard on for NATO too. I called it obsolete last week, now I had to say it's the best thing ever.

Just as well my supporters don't care what I say, as long as I mention illegals and crime, or Muslims and crime, or crime and gangs and drugs and Mexican criminals, 60 million jobs, walls and Muslims. It's easy when you know the buzzwords. I am Mr buzzword. One hundred percent. Probably more.

I took her hand at one point, she may have been drinking earlier, I'm not sure, she was unsteady though, not my business. Maybe jet lag, who knows? I offered her a tic tac to tone down a wiff of gin on her breath and she went really pale. Why? Whose been talking?

Britain is free now. Able to seek separate deals. We will help. It will take a minimum five years though, so she better hope I get re elected, or it will get very very very very bad for Britain. It really will. I promise you. So so bad. Bad. Believe me. So bad.

The best part of the day was the personal invite from the Queen to come visit all my fans in the UK. I will go and expect millions to come out and meet me. It will be truly sensational and I'm sure a knighthood could be bestowed.

I'm not taking anything for granted, but it makes absolute sense. I'm the most deserving person ever to get a knighthood and would be the best knight ever. Just hope the queen hasn't gone doolaly, as she is getting on a bit, because to get knighted by Charles would be shit.

Whoop whoop, Mad Dog Mattis was sworn in and he can now turn his full attention to finding and bombing our enemies. There's a lot of them out there. Growing by the day apparently, for some reason. I talked a lot about how I loved our military today. I mean I milked that sucker dry.
I mentioned everybody who ever served ever and of course, Jesus, who is American after all. And one hell of a guy. He really is.

At the end of the meeting with Tess, I asked her if she wanted to hit a casino, but she declined and said she would need to get home before Boris fucked everything up. Pity it would have been terrific but I understand her problem with Boris.

Don't like that guy. Said bad things about me. Bad bad things and I won't forget that. No way.

Oh, nearly forgot, I started the ball rolling in banning Muslims. Extreme vetting, just shy of water boarding. Would have included torture, obviously, but the PC,right on media, says that's bad and illegal.

What kinda answers that?

Losers.

Anyway Donald, you are meeting the Queen soon. Mum would have been proud as would dad.

If they weren't dead.

Note to us.

Don't die.

I'm phoning Vlad the Impaler tomorrow. Can't tell you how damp i am right now. Not as damp as in the film he has of me, but getting there, definitely getting there.

Tomorrow will be even better. And much better than any day that has ever been.

There's no place like Trump Tower. There no place like Trump Tower.

Nitey nite us.

And Hillary did what exactly, what's the alternative to your demented state. He is still the lesser of two evils, athough i grant you still evil.

 

[@BluePhil8]

Stuff like ISIS will be jumping with glee he's in charge, he is the perfect opponent for them. "Fire with fire", they're gagging for that sort of attention.

I really doubt they will be happy considering General Mattis is Secretary of Defence.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

I really doubt they will be happy considering General Mattis is Secretary of Defence.

they want a war, what they don't want is what's happened in recent months where no sod has been talking about them and they've been annihilated in drone strikes nobody bothers talking about.

 

[Magicpole]

And Hillary did what exactly, what's the alternative to your demented state. He is still the lesser of two evils, athough i grant you still evil.

I'm no fan of Clinton but I doubt she would have reduced the US presidency to a laughing stock in less than a week.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

for the most part yes. Much more trustworthy than Clinton.

Saying he's more trustworthy than Clinton is like saying he looks slightly less rapey than Peter Sutcliffe circa 1980.

 

[Sunny Coast Blue]

I'm no fan of Clinton but I doubt she would have reduced the US presidency to a laughing stock in less than a week.

Pffffttt she had a cooking 34 yr head start, fucking traitor.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Now he has shut the borders to persons of a certain religious persuasion OR from certain countries he is wary of ( so much so Google are rushing employee's back to the US before the barrier comes down - great for US business that is ) you can just imagine every sleeper cell in the US is now plotting. Terrorist attacks in the US claimed by ISIS and the like in this 4 months will illustrate what a stupid **** Trump is on this.