Recent content by BamberBridgeBlue

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    Kalidou Koulibaly

    Wave goodbye to your credibility. You’ve been at it for years going back to Ibrahimovic and Cavani. Michel Platini turned a blind eye, couldn’t very well prosecute his son could he?
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    Luis Suarez

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    City’s New Kits - 2020/21

    If we were Dipper fans, we’d expect a trow fee fer dat.
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    Jules Koundé

    We pulled out of Van Dijk because Liverpool “paid over the odds”. Look how that turned out. We need one of Kounde or Koulibaly. Just make a decision and go balls out for them.
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    Jules Koundé

    First of all, yes I’m a dickhead. I don’t need to calm down though because I assumed your post saying we had signed Kounde and we should sign a Left Back, CM and forward before the season starts, (which for us is by 20.15 tomorrow) was a humorous post on your part. I therefore attempted a...
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    Jules Koundé

    So, you’ve assumed that something that hasn’t been completed, has been completed. You also want three massive pieces of business done by 20.15 tomorrow. I think you are my boss, Bernadette and we both work for Telford’s answer to Wernham Hogg. Congratulations on the decree absolute in your...
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    Jules Koundé

    But has he said goodbye to his teammates?
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    General transfer rumours

    An update on the transfer dealings at the swamp.
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    Jose Gimenez

    Talkshite is hilarious. How the hell do you get South American Football Expert as a job title on your cv! I couldn’t stop laughing when Paul Hawksbee said “Let’s cross to our Football Politics Expert in Geneva!” You didn’t see those jobs advertised on those little cards you used to get in the...
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    It's Quiet thread 14 - 'do one' edition

    Dele Alli has met with Levy and told him he wants to move to Manchester City! City have offered £72 million but Levy wants £110 million and a Nando’s black card. Dele has packed his bags and said goodbye to his teammates. The signing is imminent despite the £38 million difference in valuations...
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    It's Quiet thread 14 - 'do one' edition

    So I said to the owner, I paid £5.50 for Andrex in January. That is the market rate in my opinion so that is my offer. The owner tipped his head back in laughter and eventually, fighting to get words out through guffaws he put his arm around my shoulders and explained that he knew I lived in the...
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    Phil Foden to leave England camp

    Exactly this. I’ve never ever seen any players off field antics such as the Inability to keep your cock in your trousers affect them adversely at all. Alvaro Negredo and John Stones can help Foden through this. Some players can put it about and it doesn’t affect them because they have no...
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    Jadon Sancho

    Jadon Sancho is unquestionably a very, very talented player. Realising that talent is a whole different ball game though. When you look at personality profiles at our club that succeed, application in training and a degree of humility are what you see and we have (overall) thrived domestically...
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    It's Quiet thread 14 - 'do one' edition

    You are completely ignoring the significant signings of Lucy Bronze and Alex Greenwood. ;-)
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    It's Quiet thread 14 - 'do one' edition

    Does staying in Barcelona beyond a certain period of time result in developing the same traits as a Salmon?
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