Recent content by Barcon

It's a shrub mate.

Looks fuck all like a tree.

What's he said now?

Big, white gopher. The song was originally written after Steve Miller visited Canada and instantly felt a close and personal attraction to ‘Wiarton Willie’, Ontario’s weather predicting, albino groundhog. Willie eventually passed away in 2020 from a tooth abscess. People close to the Milwaukee...

Lol. I always use Gary Coleman in a scissor lock but I think I'll upgrade to Don King.

If I said what I thought I'd be perma banned.

Do they even have t.v where he is?

Farke can fuck right off. You sound like a fucking dog toy, you fucking gimp.

Don't waste your time and move straight to Badder Santa.

I wouldn't piss down that cunts throat if his neck was on fire.

Ha. Took me a minute ; )

They look sharp.

"I'm large". Pmsl

I just googled them mate. I honestly thought you were taking the piss. Who the fuck came up with that name? Might as well have chosen, "**** tailored".

Snatch fit? Are they camel toe enhancers?