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Logging off now for the greater good.
If I fancy a bit of cock you'll be the first to know (after Tony that is). ; )
It's been in the 90's with the humidity mate. A nice bit of rain today and it'll be back down to acceptable temps for the next week.
The pair of you have the whitest set of teeth I've ever come across.
If you went to court for looting you wouldn't get a death sentence.
If you wondered into Jethros field and nicked a steer you might get shot in...
Well that's just stupid.
I was at the opposite end of the corpse.
I glanced at my mates cock when we were spit roasting his girlfriend.
Since when has the punishment for looting been death? You can't fucking kill people for nicking stuff.
Unless it's the type of tree that will just stay standing for ever after it's dead and not the type that will eventually fall and cause damage/...
Coming out? I'm just going in. Pissing it down over here.
I like a bit of fush on the dick.
I said this to the wife a few weeks ago. Time for Canada to build a wall.