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There'll be 200 000 of them - all legit, la!

Lost a war of attrition. A shocking penalty from Bernardo.

Need an extra body in possession - it sounds shocking but Haaland off.

Need an extra body in possession - it sounds shocking but Haaland off.

Have to be up at 4.30 AM - extra time nailed on.

City are wearing them out - the 2nd half will be a Madrid bus.

Where's his banjo? Darwin Nunez trying to hit a cow's arse with it?

Famday Bludy Famday

How many fake head injuries from Arteta's boys today?

You' ll never guess what the news of the day is now for the BBC Sport

How dare you? Do you realize how much City's starting eleven is worth when compared to the plucky Luton?

Emery has a history with Arsenal and might want to prove something. The dippers look gassed and Palace are a nightmare to play against so expect a festival of diving and dropping to the ground at a slightest contact.

Gvardiol on a roll Sha la la la

Gvardiol on a roll!

The number of chances Alvares wastes is terrifying.