Recent content by Bobby Heaton Moor

Quite a bargain!

Exactly. It's comical. Do people actually think that's how it works? We've been calculated all summer and everything is unfolding as planned.

That lad knows fuck all. We're going all out for Kane and rags the world over are panicking.

Morgan Rogers I think

Sky reporting this live from a morgue are they??

You can tell it's tantalisingly close when the ex-pros start to come out and warn the player off us. It's literally Sterling all over again.

Foolish comparing Kane and Grealish to Aguero and Silva. Almost like you want to set them up to fail or something? Such a strange mentality. Is Dias comparable to Kompany? No. But Kompany is an all-time great. That still leaves room for Dias to be absolutely outstanding for us which he has been...

Our season starts in 10 days. When are all of these incomings and outgoings expected to happen exactly?

A bid is being prepared for imminent preparation.

Never banged me head as hard!!

I remember the brief 10 days or so when I thought him and Lee Croft were gonna inspire us to the top 4!!

De Bruyne, Foden and Grealish interchanging behind Kane (possibly)...what a season we have in store!

The same people saying Kane is "dirty" probably applauded Michael Ball stamping on Ronaldo. Kane is a lethal goal scorer and he'd be joining an attack that wastes far too many huge chances. He's gonna be a sensation here.

Delap, Doyle, Palmer, Harwood-Bellis and Bernabé all started games for us last season. Relax.

He'd absolutely destroy the league again with the supply from Kev but can't see it happening. Also not sure he and Pep are on the best of terms.