Recent content by colin's bell helmet

Behave, give yer head a fuckin good wobble! We've won 4 of the last 5!,...change yer username to Johnny Depth!.... We've got Haaland up front next season and more to come, nobody getting near us next season.

It's not who?.... Paul Dickov?.... This whole thread is about a tweet from Paul Dickov regarding 'exciting news'

It's 9....if it was 15 they'd have already announced it as its not taken by another player. Now, I don't know Paul Dickov personally but I'm guessing he isn't getting a fuckin huge erection over Haaland's shirt number being announced

Finding out a player's shirt number doesn't excite me very much tbh... Think we all know its going to be 9.

Fuckin weird how players want to run their bollocks off in humid 30+ degree heat!... Can't think of anything worse, you don't go in the gym and ask em to turn the air con off and whack the fuckin radiators on full blast do you!... Well I don't... Go to the gym that is.

Daily Star's take on Foden having a barney with his Mrs had this belter in it.... 'In 2020 Foden was sent home by England manager Gareth Southgate after he was caught bringing a couple of Icelandic women back to their hotel room with a teammate while on international duty.'...... Ha ha 'a team...

What makes you think we won't be replacing players that leave?

Aguero and David Silva were constantly linked with moves to Spain for a decade from signing for us and we were all told 'Pep won't be there long he's only ever spent 3/4 years at a club' and yet 6 years on he's still with us and looking likely to extend his contract further. I'm finding the...

Have you wrote to Pep and told him?... Maybe if he knew what he was doing we could score more than 150 goals next season.

Not being funny but a football is round and a net is the same size... Alvarez isn't being overhyped imo... the lad is an absolute baller who knows where the net is and at such a young age is already becoming a feature in the Argentina national set up, we've got an absolute fuckin steal with that...

I think Cucurella is absolutely perfect fit for us, he presses very well he's lighting quick with a great range of passing and his crossing ability is amazing... What's not to like? Other than his hair.

also how does an investigation into finances 10yrs back have any bearing on what we've achieved over the past 5yrs the fuckin thick wife beating dogging twat!

No chance of that happening as he's not going to be officially ours till July 1st.

This **** needs sorting out... No way should we be allowing him to openly spew his slanderous bile all over twitter, our legal team should be doing something about it.

No where even close to some of the days in the past getting relegated... It was a sickener to lose the way we did but didn't bring me to tears like the relegations in the 90's did. It was like my world caved in going into the 3rd tier of English football so getting over losing a champions league...