Recent content by -dabz-

Quick...Email Peter Tatchell and get him to add chillisexual to the ever growing list...

Did Bees come from A's? ...And if so, will they all die out when they eventually evolve into Zeds? And at what point in their evolution will they get over themselves about the honey trick and move on to more refined preserves like say, kumquat curd with a hint of Kaffir lime leaf? ...Or they...

Why isn't it called a spinner? It spins not spans...Or more accurately, turns, so why isn't it called a turner? Note to toolmakers- Leave the naming of things to other people.

Happy memories no doubt. I grew up with four older brothers and air rifles were commonplace...I gave away my Gat gun to my nephew not long back...Remember them?

Gone are the days when I could sling my old Relum in the leg of an old pair of jeans and wander off round the woods in Didsbury golf club for a plink with my trusty sidekick, Spot, my Jack Russell. Nowadays I have to make do with a Daisy BB gun, Weirach pistol for rats in the back garden, and...

My great grandfather was blown to bits in the Dardanelles. His supposed grave is in Thessalonia. RIP Alfred Bramhall. Funnily enough, he was a rail worker.

Here's a tip that took me years to work out..How to get rid of that home brewy flavour when using a beer kit. Depending where you live and your local water supply, boil all the water first. Comes out tasting like a proper beer without "that" taste. Also, if using a cheap kit, cut down the water...

Only when you lose the will to stop putting one sheet of bog roll down the pan to see if you can shred it to bits before you finish peeing...I'll consider myself dead the day I stop doing that...

I'm just glad I'm not sat in a pub listening to it...

I preferred tits.

Sad news...RIP Taylor

Mobile phones. Gone are the days when you can enjoy a quiet beer without someone shoving one in your face to show you something you have absolutely no interest in... Some examples of the notable delights I can't un-see... Two woman and a cup, whatever it's called... Just fuck off with it you...

Just imagine how much you could save when they invent flasks? ;O)

People who are really good at doing cartwheels....Bastards...

I sliced my finger on a pack of bacon getting something from the freezer the other week...Nasty...