Recent content by DrBlueBob

Joking aside, it can't be easy to see your kids if they live in a different country, even if you were to dib your hand in your pocket to fund their trips.

Are you sure that the current political situation is the real reason? :-)

With every purchase.

Don't speak too fast.

If I inject my eyeballs and ears with bleach, do you think I will be able to unsee and unhear that?

That reminds me of an old school photograph. The camera had some sort of panning function and one lad appeared at both ends of the photograph. Unless I've completely misremembered that and made it all up. :-(

He left it behind the desk as he'll be back before you know it.

The Welsh in general?

I guess that if that puts off one person from doing similar then job done. Personally, I struggle to see how he is in any way relevant but then I'm just an FOC.

If you take a step back and view it through the prism of hate speech on the internet, then maybe there should be a clampdown on someone in the public eye that hopefully will make all the keyboard warriors think twice. Also what could be more important than legally kicking Barton in the slats...

Because when someone eats too much and becomes rather more rotund, their legs tend to remain the same length. Same annoying reason that waist sizes jump up in two inch increments.

As Captain, surely you have the authority to boot people off the plane in mid air. Time to abuse your powers for the betterment of society. I wouldn't judge you. You still get to keep the Hobnobs.

Good news that nothing untoward was found. The easy option is to do nothing and keep your fingers crossed. I was told that I shouldn't watch the screen but in truth I couldn't not watch. The worst part was seeing my hairy arse befoe the tube went up.

Neither is particularly pleasant but in the scheme of things I've had significantly worse times. As an update, three removed polyps later and a couple to go in the new year and as of today I'm feeling better than I have for ages.

The Plenvu seems to have a less urgent approach to evacuation. Second batch tasted weirdly like marzipan and made me feel queasy but on the whole it wasn't violent. No need to run to the loo so not too bad. Tummy still rumbling away. Can't say I'm looking forward to the next bit though.