Recent content by Eric Hitchmough

As someone said earlier, Khaldoon chooses his words carefully. Have a wonderful weekend :)

Channeling your inner @pudge :)

First hard-on I’ve had in months.

Enjoy your retirement, James. You boring turncoat.

I genuinely thought we (and possibly the Dips) were the most universally despised club in the country until these last few months. The vast majority of the nation wanted us to win the title, and as others have said, literally everyone apart from the Pimm’s drinkers wanted a PSG victory last night.

Mate you’ve been made quite welcome on here by the majority, not least because your posts have been balanced and mercifully unencumbered by the tribal, social media-inspired City bingo about empty seats, no fans, blah blah blah. You’ve clearly shifted your tone in response to the fallout from...

It was genuinely abysmal. They should be embarrassed. All of them laughed about the time wasting, injury feigning, ignored the Saka handball and droned on about the one Arsenal weren’t given for about 15 minutes. McCoist channeled his inner Robbie Savage. Impartiality clearly wasn’t on the...

Back in the bridesmaid’s dress. It’s just a better fit.

Yep.

Only one team trying to play football here.

City-hating Jack Whitehall ‘holding court’ there. My god they are followed by a plethora of twats.

“A major surprise, but a pleasant one.” Fuck off McCoist.

And now over to Martin ‘missing link’ Keown and Jack Wilshere for their impartial take on proceedings.

The Tarquins may as well start singing ‘Swing low, sweet chariot’

That’s twice the Arsenal bench have kicked a second ball onto the pitch to delay the throw in. Why can’t they just try to win football matches in the normal way?