Recent content by henrythedogcity

I have!

Glad I went on a romantic weekend in the lakes

Is now the right time to say that once I'd finished my tart off I finished the bit my Mrs had left of hers!

This one had a banana in it

54 years old and had my first Manchester Tart yesterday.

Just had a week in Majorca and never saw a city shirt just Liverpool & United shirts even a few Leeds shirts. Wore my city shirt and got some light-hearted abuse from some Palace fans shook hands and wished them all the best.

Bloody hell I have one of those T-shirts up in the attic

Chucked a full can of lager into the garden when that went in !

Had five shits before the game

I was swimming round the edge of mine last year and must of hit a bit of dog poo. The smell was awful checked my clothes and no sign of any dog poo. Went into the house and explained to the Mrs she said look in the mirror and there it was a slither of strimmed dog shit stuck to my face directly...

Went to my mates 40th birthday party at pub he run in Wigan.....as the minibus came to collect us at the end of the night one of the lads was missing.....we eventually found him shagging one of the barmaids in the kids ballpool!!

Would you like anything on it.......yes a pair of knickers you've made me look a right c..t

When he lands on the floor.....does anyone know him .....no but his face rings a bell

After my girlfriend of seven years dumped me on Christmas Eve many years ago I found shagging my sister's mate very therapeutic.

Also saw a fan hit a linesman on the back of the head with his inhaler then panicked because he wanted it back