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Aoba? Is that you? Gareth? Is that you? See, if a joke is funny, it's worth repeating. Only Chloe Kelly could stick up for Chloe Kelly, is the idea? How peculiar. I wish I could run the length of the pitch without getting out of breath. Or was being paid her salary. Wouldn't be having to...

Flipping auto-correct. Aleixandri!

I guess maybe we'll never really know the full goings on, but piecing together the bits we do I firmly suspect Kelly's freezing out was Gareth's choice. He would bang on about her "earning her place" if asked about her at the pre-match press conferences. It can't possibly be club policy to...

Wonder what it is about Chloe Kelly that the keyboard warriors find so objectionable? Blonde? London Accent? Irish surname? Social media presence? Sponsorships? Has anyone else ever noticed any other MCWFC player being so mercilessly slagged off in the history of this forum? Armchair experts...

They'd be mad to put it in the Etihad based on today's turnout. You'd barely know the city fans were there, so quiet. PMSL at the Villa fans singing "is this a library." Seriously though, sad to see the attendances dropping off, a Sunny Sunday lunchtime match (even a cup game) should have a...

All the more heartbreaking when you consider how Ellie seems like such a no-fuss, polite, quiet hard worker. Most people would think... the ideal type of person to have working for you. To be sidelined like that, and not treated with respect then to have something so series happen with...

I highlighted some in my message, but here we go: She gets criticized for being selfish when no-one else does. She gets criticized for not "doing much" despite barely being on the pitch, and often during a phase in the match when we're in retreat as per last night. She gets criticised for...

I think a lot of the criticism of Chloe Kelly on this board is deeply unfair. She is apparently "selfish" when she tries a shot at goal, but whenever anyone else does it (Roord, Park, Fujino, Ouhabi whoever) it is brilliant play: creating chances. Re this match, quite how she was supposed to...