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The Man from Del Amitri says……………….. It’s imminent!

Couldn't he just tell Chelsea he's changed his mind and return to work tomorrow? Then he could go to see the CEO first thing, twat him and have a shit on his desk so thereby get the sack for gross misconduct? No pay out from them and he could just walk into City and no compo needed (well apart...

Loving the good old beeb’s take on Part 2 of the interview. Apparently the Sheikh has no intention of selling the club, nothing else of note to report on. Oh, and just for once no HYS option for the foaming at the mouth cretins.

So is this Carl Doon bloke the latest ITK then? Last I heard he calls a barm a muffin ;) Seriously though, I can’t wait for the ‘wonderful’ interview.

Well I never! Never thought I would see a photograph containing John Terry and he’s not the biggest c*** in it!

You. Are.Not.Fandabifuckingdozee. You need help.

Squeezing that ‘one last pint’ before kick off meant a half time visit. I think them (ahem) facilities were the very definition of insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results! Mind you supporting City back then was the same thing I suppose :)

Best stadium with a water feature

They're waiting on a delivery of carbon paper so it all can be sent out in duplicate, problem is that since John Menzies shut they're struggling for a new supplier.

G.O.A.T.

The big question about this fella? Where will he park his car?

If it is then it is. What a fucking ride it has been 10 years and just the one manager. Remember not long ago it used to seem like 1 year and 10 managers! We'll keep on keeping on - we're too well organised not too. CTID. As you were.

The Co-Op Event will kick of sharp at 18:30. Begins with Mike Wedderburn and Clive Myrie performing a hilarious routine showcasing the rags best corners and throw ins from last season and exclusive coverage live from Carrington as the latest rag manager parks his car next to the gpc's spot...

It was in our house!

I remember Les Dawson telling this joke and pissing myself laughing - so thank you for a happy memory :)