Recent content by J.G.Blue.

Even more dangerous on a motorbike.

My old gaffer on the building sites used to say, "A woman cant give birth to a child in a month by working 9 times as hard" (mind you he was drunk most of the time)

Since when did Chelsea play in red?

Then you get 200 yards down the road & the Fuc#ing thing has fallen over!

When I was about 11 my idiot brother decided to get married on derby day, so I a took a small transistor radio into the church to keep up with the game, I think we won 3-0 & there may have been a small cheer from the grooms family side of the church halfway through the wedding :-)

"Mighty Redmen Thrash Atlanta 1-0 but unluckily go out on away goals!"

Can we play ortega in goals but bring Eddie on to take a penalty :-)

Made the unforgivable mistake of putting Talkshite on for a couple of minutes this morning & one of their presenters (Sam Allard?) said "Man City have a much bigger squad than anyone else & they never seem to get any injuries" needless to say I switched it off again soon afterwards.

I dont know but it looks like the Shadows are behind..........(sorry)

Getting some stick off a dipper at the time I worked it out a few years ago, cant remember the exact details but it was something like in the last 80 odd seasons City had a bigger average attendance than Liverpool in over 50 of those seasons, Citys 10th highest ever crowd was something like...

"Exciting & best title race ever" yesterday, "Not interested anymore, money has ruined the game" today

He got awful hungry & ate his own hair, so he did :-)

That bloke needs help.

You must have met my next door neighbours then :-)

Willy Makeit? Betty Wont