Recent content by johnevans

Given that The Red Filth has at least 70 trillion-gazillion supporters worldwide and around the universe (as verified by numerous authoritative polling organisations..ahem!), you'd be forgiven for thinking those 1100 should count themselves bloody fortunate to be offered a FREE ticket to the FA...

BBC News at 10pm showed highlights of the game, followed by a twinkle in Clive Myrie's eye as he briefly described the status of the 'race for the title' before he handed over to the weather johnny.. priceless! Great stuff, Clive!! But a sky blue tie next time!

Just a small Wincarnis*.. purely for medicinal purposes, of course.. (actually, have spent the evening watching The Lads on the sofa with a couple of Lancaster Blondes.. but don't tell t't wife..!!)

Usual lurking WUMs and Wayne Kerrs on here tonight.. We're 4-0 up at one of the better footballing sides in the Premier League.. and we've got the greatest, most creative English club squad ever assembled playing in sky blue, on the brink of glory.. Just f**king support the team and enjoy it!

Quaff deeply from the keg of victory tonight, Evertonians.. 2-0, fully deserved! I didn't expect anything like this result but before the game I did pray to both St Alex of Young of the Golden Vision and The Blessed Left Peg of St Kevin of Sheedy that you might come up trumps! Well done youse lot!

Might I offer 'The Young New Allerton (Mexican) Puppeteer' for your list?.. if only because The Anfield Road Formation Brick Throwers' Society has got the PL, PGMOL, UEFA, the Media etc all dangling on a string and complying with anything wanted by that God-awful club..?

That's a photo of Bert's Testimonial in 1964, which I was at with my mate Lofty. Bert was captaining his joint City/United team against the Select England XI, captained by Jimmy Armfield of Blackpool and England. Amongst others, the Select XI contained Stanley Matthews and Tom Finney.. the...

Probably just me but your post took me back 60 or so years to this theme song: "Top Cat, the most effectual/ Top Cat, whose intellectual/ Close friends get to call him T.C./ Providing it's with dignity.." and so on. Surely there's a modification or three that could be done (in the style of...

Mea culpa, bloody spellcheck! Have corrected it.. BTW, if you haven't already, check out The O'Jays session with Daryl Hall's band in the series 'Daryl's House'.. exquisite (like all the other sessions held there with so many great artists!) BTW, to get back on thread, The Red Filth are bobbins..

Not as good or as catchy as '992 Arguments' by The O'Jays, though.. Mind, thinking of The O'Jays, their glorious, totally monumental 'Backstabbers' would be brilliant walk-on music for each of the 'Hateful 8+1' whenever they come on to the pitch at our gaff..

Travelled 'Darn Sarf' yesterday to spend the weekend with Daughter No.2's family and, with the distaff side, take the train in from Beaconsfield for the semi-final tomorrow to meet up with our family/friends group. Just got back from the local garden centre at Bourne End where I queued at the...

Agreed. And as far as that the likes of that g*bsh*te Ronay is concerned, mention of the Nazis (nb I know you meant this in another context) reminds me of the fact that MY club stood up to Hitler et al when OUR PLAYERS as English champions REFUSED to perform the 'Sieg Heil' salute prior to...

Perhaps twunts like Ronay might try doing a bit of reading and consider the whole 'grotesque project' that has been Real Madrid (and to a lesser, yet still significant extent, Barcelona) ever since Franco got his murderous mitts on the glory that is the beautiful country of Spain. Complete...

Deary, deary me.. Posted on here a while ago that I told my daughters when they were young that they could have their own choice of partner/swain/'Young Lochinvar' but with the following definite exceptions: (a) NO United fans (b) NO Liverpool fans (c) NO glottal stops I would probably have...

Not what I ever want to see at my club, on or off the pitch, ever. Should change his name by deed poll to 'Wayne Kerr'..