Recent content by mcfcfaz

My Turkish barber would not put hot towels on my meat clackers . Do you have the name to hand.

I have been growing over the winter . Hawaiians, golden teachers and treasure coast.

Got two free tickets for 113 if anyone can pick them up from ladybarn.

Brian may he and Anita Dobson smell of cat piss true story

Mine has started calling me mate which is annoying she as also started leaving her press on towels in her knickers which fuck the washing machine up skanky woman

Went to empty a neighbours bin only for a body to fall out of the bin cupboard.

I have always wanted to lick my own balls so I would love to be a bulldog .

Re: Celebs Who (may) Smell No in cooling Kent .

Re: Celebs Who (may) Smell Not a chance Bryan watches her like a hawk .I was a chef at a place that Jules owned ,so he used to have his dinner parties there,he smells like a priest from the 70s.

Like a fish finger that is soft after its been under the grill .

Re: Celebs Who (may) Smell Yes at Jules holland's house.

Re: Does a females.... Exactly that big thick mounds of flesh all bumpy not like a frozen fish finger but one that has gone soft after a minute under the grill.

Re: Does a females.... Couldn't bring myself to go down on her and for the next 6 months always had a rummage around to make sure she didn't have fish finger flaps