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He won’t be the only one.

Eggxactly

Apparently not mate. Any idea how long the fire brigade takes to arrive?

I’ll lend the book to that Richard Masters chap once I’m done with it.

Cooking the books is my her specialty

You tart

Let me check …

He’s worse than Gary Neville

Great idea except the business isn’t worth shit as she’s loaded it with debt as well as taking cash from the bank. Her mum doesn’t have any teeth so she’s definitely a keeper.

Great offer. You ever fancied living in Alderley Edge?

Trouble is they couldn’t do owt as she knew where all the bodies were buried. Yeah, coats already on.

I’ve got plenty more where that came from but you’ll have to join my onlyfans page to view as I’m on me bare bones now lad

Sound idea. I was thinking about writing a cook book for foods you find in posh bins. I’ll probably refer to her Mrs Dick in my book. I’ll call it “Fiddling with the Dick’s”. What do you think?

I was referring to King Charles in case not obvious. I’m fully paid up with my stamp but I’m in that next batch of upcoming retiree’s who have little expectation on state pension, expect it will get cut for those with private provision.

That’s a sound idea that. She tells people she’s an accountant but she isn’t, I know here from Obsessions and she is hoping to get a job in Hooters when it opens up.