Recent content by Monkey Boy Blue

John O'Shea?

Just watching Germany vs Mexico. Seriously impressed by Hirving Lozano. Skillful, incredibly quick feet. Looks like he's got a touch of magic about him. 22 years old, currently at PSV

I'd ban it from planet earth

If we're counting Italian passport holders, I give you one Daniele Amadeo Tiatto

Alex Song

From our point of view, LVG is the perfect manager for the rags to have. All I can see him doing is spunking loads of cash on mediocre players and playing mediocre football, unable to elevate them above their current level, yet not quite being shit enough to 'do a Moyes' and get himself sacked...

Does anyone remember that scene in 'Lock, stock and two smoking barrels' when Eddy (the card player) has landed his dad (Sting's character) right in the shit, then walks up to him all "alright dad?" And his dad just sparks him out without saying a word? That's gonna be Pearson Jr, next time he...

"Amazing, amusing, bewitching, confusing, frustrating, beguiling,leaving us smiling" Originally a tribute to Marc-Vivien Foe, but always summed us up as a club as well.

Iheanacho can't count as home grown, surely?

I agree that it's utterly pointless wasting a foreign spot on a sub keeper. Keiren Westwood was voted best keeper in the Championship this season and is club trained.

Both looked like decent players IIRC until they got badly injured. Unlike Kavelashvili who had one good match then turned to shite. Which one had the absolutely mahoosive thighs?

Paul Clowes. I believe he's doing some sort of scholarship in america these days.

Best - Clarence Seedorf at the world cup. As classy off the pitch as he was on it. Worst - Jamie fucking Redknapp. Thick as shit. Never has anything remotely insightful to say.

Ricard Edghill vs West Brom sticks out in my mind as of the biggest injustices I've ever seen on a football pitch. He got hacked down, through on goal in the opposition area, and got a red card for diving instead of the penalty (and red card for the defender) that it deserved.

Sorry to dig up a week-old question, but this has been achieved by more than one club. - Wimbledon (As correctly stated) - Old Carthusians FC (FA Cup winners 1881, FA Amatuer Cup winners 1894, 1897)