Recent content by Nicholas van Whatsisface

What the fuck have FIFA got to do with any of this? Thick cunts can’t even get the most basic information right when indulging their wildly fantastical little wet dreams. Sadly this is the standard of simplistic, ill-informed drivel you come up against when opposition fans start trying to wade...

If that’s all they’ve got, then we’ve got absolutely nothing whatsoever to worry about. An email can’t conclusively prove financial irregularities if the arrangements they reference are not supported by our Accounts. The irregularities we’re being accused of can only be conclusively proven by...

Thankfully for all of us this has absolutely no chance of actually happening.

Lavia can’t really be classsed as ‘City produced’, in my view. He joined us from Anderlecht in summer 2020, and left for Southampton in summer ‘22 - he was an Academy purchase, and was with us for 2 years, but shouldn’t be classed as a City Academy product like Palmer very definitely was. The...

I just can’t find it within myself to get worked up in any way about this one. No Haaland, de Bruyne, Bernardo, Rodri, Dias, Stones, Walker, Ederson - all undisputed starters in our best team, and our entire Senior Leadership team either rested or out. Pep’s comments before the game, which are...

A gamble in terms of settling in the UK and being able to demonstrate how talented he is on a consistent basis. Purely from a talent perspective alone, I’d completely agree - but it’s never just about talent when you move continents and cultures like Julian did when he left Argentina. Pep’s...

Kyle confirmed it’s him, Kevin, Ruben, Rodri and Bernardo. Very happy with that group, and it seems everyone at the Club is doing all they can to convince Kyle and Bernardo they are absolutely essential to our continued success.

Was just thinking exactly the same mate! The Ezzy approach is pure gamer bullshit, with no acknowledgement of the reality of City’s position in the game. We’re competing against the very best clubs in Europe to be considered top of the pile - with all the expectation and pressure that brings -...

Nope - he was on the bench for the Fulham game.

I get your point on numbers, but we’ve moved on from a player like Cancelo - and had already moved on from him during last season - so effectively he hasn’t been part of the conversation for almost a year now (given he wasn’t playing much in the couple of months running up to his departure last...

But we did replace him. We bought Gvardiol - a left footed centre back. He’s a direct replacement for Laporte - a left footed centre back. I don’t get the narrative that Laporte wasn’t replaced - when he very clearly was!

Interesting. Where did you hear that mate?

Pep explicitly told us Cole wanted to leave in a press conference mate. This is definitely not an example of someone on Bluemoon making shit up. It’s out there in public that Cole came back for pre-season and indicated he wanted to leave the club this summer.

So when he was widely considered to be amongst the best DoFs in Europe whilst he was at Barcelona between 2003 and 2010 (only two years of which Pep was in place for) - that was all down to Pep and Mansour too was it?

Akanji was 1st September last year mate. I’d imagine if we do end up signing Nunes, it won’t be as late as that!