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Great defending by Khus there though…

Wow wow wow!!!

Rodri type of goal. That’s what happens when professional footballers keep their heads…

Depends how you say it…

Because of twats like gabriel smashing into them all the time…

You mean like feeling the tip of a strap on going in, then realising Taylor Swift’s on the end of it?

Separated at birth…

I even stopped using their hand sanitizer at work so they would take longer to replace the bottle…

Fuckinghell, you make us sound so sinister…like an ever looming death just hanging in the air waiting for an open window…

He is, but only when he turns up. Rest of the time he sends that 45 year old ref to cover…

Kev and Ange say, 'Hi' ;-)

You do see the pattern here, don’t you??

“Yes, and what if my press conferences were full of tedious lapdogs who found it anathema to push anything other than the same old tired agendas that have been answered a hundred times before? They would make for a rather boring, pointless and ultimately endangered press industry wouldn’t they?”

West Ham for that affinity. But close behind QPR (again the more objective/realistic attitude) or Fulham (both great grounds to watch a game at, good pubs nearby.)

You wouldn’t dare take such a high tone with me…