Recent content by Sam101

I absolutely refuse to accept the fact, that i fell overboard on an Egyptian river cruise.

My car broke down so I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine. He said, "Hello Sir, you are a handsome man and very nicely dressed too." I could immediately see the problem... Bat flattery.

Does anybody know which actor played Forrest Gump? Thanks

I just found out cock-fighting is done with chickens.... That's a year of training down the drain.

I read that the best way to deal with a red wine stain on the carpet is white wine. It worked, I drank two bottles and now I don't give a fuck about the carpet.

The Enya Rugby Club’s next 3 fixtures are:- Sale (A) Sale (A) Sale (A)

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When I was growing up, we were so poor, all my clothes came from army surplus store. I was the only Japanese General in my class.