Recent content by StrangewaysHereWeCome

Gutted for the guy. I bet he felt awful, like he's let his team mates and fans down. In the extremely unlikely event you're reading the ramblings of an aging Salfordian, Bernie, want to thank you for everything you've given us and hope for many more moments of your craft on the pitch. Go little...

I've seen this shit reposted all over Facebook after Sundays football.

Ex Mrs and the mother of three of my wonderful children has just been diagnosed with this awful illness. I don't know how to deal with this.. the oldest two (brother and sister) are aware and right now are together having finished work. My youngest son is 16, has high functioning but socially...

The baby

ITV Commentator on KDB after fouling a Luton "there's the other side of his game" insinuating he's a dirty player?? I wear blue tinted glasses but KDB a dirty player? Fuck right off

Well, if you're reading this ya cvnt can I just say GAFY

I love the advert they did with the boozy woman saying they'll "deliver the next day" then catching herself "if that's what you want" Definitely what you want innit Madeleine getting right on it, the next day! Haha

Can I just shock you? I like wine

You get all these wine people, don’t you? Wine this, wine that. Let’s have a bit of red, let’s have a bit of white. Ooh, that’s a snazzy bouquet. Oh, this smells of, I don’t know, basil. Sometimes you just want to say, sod all this wine, just give me a pint of… mineral water.

Little Beebi

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If you buy a 9pence 1litre bottle of water and cut the barcode off the bottle there is nothing to stop you sticking that label on a £3 bottle of olive oil, is there?

Vile screeching horrible subhuman

A jar of pickled onions.

Young boys..... swapping shirts..... Foden tucks it inside the goalpost. Marvellous isn't it?