Recent content by The Light Was Yellow Sir

Unless they’re being sent to Rwanda they probably won’t go on trial for 4 years... Useless for the victim, if it’s true, and useless for them, if it’s not.

His parents were not born in the UK. His father was born in Kenya and his mother was born in Tanganyika. His parents and his grandparents were all economic migrants who all came to the UK ‘for a better life’. They must all be so proud of him, knowing he’d be telling them to fuck off back home...

Yes, it might just move the line that we will argue about, but it will create a definite advantage to the attacker. It will force defenders to be truly be goal-side and not play an offside trap, whilst not catching a very marginal offside like today. Also, it’s far more likely that the AR would...

Quite right. Thing to remember is what the offside law was introduced for. It was brought in to prevent what we used to call ‘goal hanging‘. It was not introduced to try see if a bloke with size 11 feet is marginally closer to the goal that the bloke with size 6’s! Have never understood why...

Another nail in the coffin for VAR, surely? It has succeeded in completely sucking the joy out of football and there’s a real chance it’ll never come back. Well done all you pundits and journalists out there, through your constant sniping, bringing in this behemoth, that‘s killed the game that...

Not Chelsea…

It was the exact penalty given again Kalvin Phillips at Newcastle. For what it’s worth, I don’t think either of them are penalties but, if the Newcastle one is given then that one should be as well.

Bus was at the North Pole. Some other notable ones. Statue of Elvis found on Mars. Gazza‘s face grows on the white cliffs of Dover. Monkey Lands Plane. The Worlds biggest baby. 18 months old and 8 stones. Adolf Hitler was a woman. And, finally, my all time favourite. Hide and seek champ found...

And, of course, if they moved Brighton and Forest back a day, it could all be confirmed now, the halfwitted idiots.

Trouble with this country is that 40% of people on universal credit are actually working. This is mainly so companies and very rich people can get away with paying shit wages and still make massive profits. As it’s ever been in the UK, it’s socialism for the rich and capitalism for the poor….

Oh yes. I was thinking of John Cross. Another twat!

Constant laryngitis brought on by constant shouting, I’d imagine.

As an Arse fan I reckon he’s projecting what he wants to happen. IF it was them v RM in the semi, they’re likely favourites. If it’s BM v City, they’re not!

Hope it’s 3-0 next week, as scoring exactly 3 in every CL match this season must be some sort of record for the ages!

Thought he was excellent overall but he was just applying the laws when blowing the whistle. In the PL, with Rudiger going down the left just before HT, they’ll leave it until it goes out or, like egg chasing, if there’s a foul he’ll let them put it in the box. Similarly with the throw in at the...