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Trauma from this will be the excuse when Spursey beat them this weekend.

Daily Heil demanding a point deduction for the losses in....?

This is Kalvin's time. His redemption is near.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-may-be-forced-to-hand-over-his-medical-records/ BBC should follow Pulitzers lead by asking for his full medical records as part of their case against being sued.

Depends where the wedding is taking place. For example if it's Burnley....

If it meant we had a season we win everything I'd certainly care. A trophy is a trophy and we should have the talent to get through without needing the big boys.

Definitely banged his daughter

Standard at the swamp then.

Any match manipulation today?

Ref will have to start red carding Bournemouth players for fuck all.

There's more chance of Dua Lipa walking into my workplace wanting to kiss me with her minge than Bournemouth getting anything tonight. Webb has primed the ref to send off a cherry and give the soft penalty if required.

"I'd like to thank all of you free loading bastards for coming..."

Sounds like the sensible plan. That way they cannot be accused of doing what Trump is doing. Punishing enemies etc...

Not sure if this is actual satire or what actually occured on AF1.