Recent content by TonyColemansbagofapples

The game stops for two minutes every time arse-anal get a set piece.

Even the burger van outside the Drayton Park didn't turn up.

Never be generous to twats that wear red.

Don't think there were 20k Arses there. Unless Peter Swales counted them

Pep doesn't have them squeezing lemons, watching pick pockets and messing about with lightbulbs. He treats them like winners and your nutcase has them all fucked up in the head.

Every game is tricky when you're a team of bottlers

River Plate beat Chelsea 3-1. It must be said that the Atletico players are cynical even at this age.

Maybe not at our best but Everton are always difficult to look good against due to their physicality. Overall, a tough game negotiated with three points.

Poor clearance from the keeper but poor back pass also. Equalised as I type. Good response but Everton a real test today.

Jaden has had a fantastic season. His consistency is almost metronomic. I reckon the championship would be a good starting point for his loan and he would be able to handle the physicality quite comfortably.

I’m struggling to remember any.

Fuck me. Upamecano is shite.

Was an absolute certainty to be televised.

Salford City?

To match his walking on the pitch. Just like an Egyptian.