Recent content by under the turnstile

I’ve not checked back, so apologies if already posted. Anthony Taylor? What a **@*!! I have never witnessed a referee blow for half time and full time when the same side is due to take a corner. Says everything about that prick really.

True. No mention in the media of Crystal Palace-owned Liverpool

Who was it on here that bought some pet rats from that pet shop and let them loose in Lewis’s women’s department one Saturday? Screamageddon and cleared the department

Reminds me of Mrs Slocombe on Are You Being Served? and her pussy being hungry as it’s been locked up all day. Golden comedy days?

His united meltdowns are quite funny. He has some great one liners for their shiteness. Sadly admitting that he’s a bit of a go to on YouTube clips when they get beat. I’ve not been away from those clips for yonks now.

Pep’s first press conference after the verdict announcement will be a proper brew and biscuits time whichever way it goes

I made some impossible holes. From my bedroom, down the landing, down the stairs, the kitchen and then chip into the dining room/putting green. My mam used to go mad with the little polystyrene balls all over the house

That seat line-up in the latest block is playing havoc with my ocd!! Why don’t they all line up?

If a player is sent off and the game later abandoned, does the red card stand?

I thinks it’s been Chelsea fans in all of those dug out cases

“ I’ve seen things….. seen things you little people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire on the shoulder of Orion, bright as magnesium… ”

Mario?

The far right has not risen. It’s always been there. All extreme organisations are opportunistic. British society right now is ripe for their voices to be heard, and it has the likes of the Daily Heil to act as an echo chamber for their limited views.

I remember singing that at the Baseball Ground when Docherty was their manager around that time. The Derby fans had a proper chuckle. That also was the game when Tueart’s last minute equaliser was ruled out because the ref reckoned he blew his whistle before DT’s header hit the back of the...

I’ve been lucky to be present for many of the goals mentioned. Not sure if the goats goal at Gillingham has been mentioned? Ali B’s back heeled dink for the goat to smash it in on the volley. Even the Gills fans behind the goal applauded.