Recent content by Uwe Already

Just avoid posting Kim’s quim - that’s surely a thread ban

I’m going full “gaylord” - it’s in our hands, win our remaining games and we win the league. Full credit to the prophet @Gaylord du Bois !

Haha I love the optimism, and you’re correct we will win the league if we win all our games and both Liverpool and Arsenal drop points (plural points at that - unless we score shitloads) But I’m feeling Clarkie vibes, as in “I reckon we’ll win the league the season“ - “don’t be a Gaylord”

Weird that pool haven’t beaten the scum in two games so far this season, yet my gut feel is the scum are getting a dry bumming today - ideally they both lose!

must practice my gliphy posting…

Thank you, Lord Byron! Succinct and to the point as well :)

I’d put forward a wedge of wafer thin ham with egg mayonnaise on a thickly buttered thick cut fresh white bloomer as a beast of a sandwich

I gave up on DH, my last XXL weighed in at a 42” chest, my complaint was rejected as I received XXL as ordered, ignoring the fact it was a size large mis-labelled and the collar was wrong. Prior to that I got the paisley and water aid shirts and they were perfect, so swings and roundabouts - I...

Red sky at night shepherds delight, red sky in the morning shepherds warning, minced lamb and mash shepherds pie…

Made me look - but grey dragon pattern on white, so close enough for me ;) TBH I never pay more than £20 for a top unless it’s has two elements: City and “special” ::strokes treble winners shirt::

My favourite quote of his: When I named one of my sons Fidel, my mother said 'that's a bit of a strong name to give a child'. 'Mother,' I said, 'look at what you did to me,' edit: heres a link -The wisdom of Socrates

Ooh just got a Chinese new year shirt from kitbag for £60, still a bit overpriced but I love a white shirt - still have the eidos le coq white one, which I’m sure was a rebranded spurs home shirt ;)

Good for a runny nose and watery eyes apparently

My favourite philosopher

I laughed, but in medieval times citizens were compelled to practice archery by law and every village had an area for said practice called ”the butts”, so maybe a foundling in the butts could be named butt? As a fostered fosterer it’s not something I’ve come across or thought about till now, but...