Pretty standard response for a lazy bastard who wants everyone else to do the hard work for them , although granted I forgot the obligatory smiley face to keep it light :)
Your idea is that you want somebody to log every rumour from every outlet over the summer and then go back over it to confirm if it was true, but cant be arsed doing it yourself so want somebody else to? ,GTF.
Not if the club who currently pay his wages do the standard post match next day training recovery session, they aren't just going to let his miss that for a party especially when he's missed half the season injured.