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Cummmonnnnnn you fuckers!

Only about what to spend their bonus on if we win it!...

Tin Hog batting to instructions perfectly. Get 3.0 up, then make sure the brand stays relevant for their part in "the best cup match ever" tm.

One decent thing about last night was the distinct lack of the use of "Los Blancos" every three minutes by the TNT commentator...

Is everyone taking a bin bag to wave?

Reduced the so-called "Kings of europe" to playing like a marginally more talented, though more snidey, Luton, Brentford, Everton etc... Well done all, let's smash the rest of the season.

Presume there'll be a discreet bag of ket taped under each seat so we can appreciate that DJ's talents...

What work do you do that requires such large keys?

I'm walking a Walker dilemma. In or out? Shake it all about?

Nerves kicking in. Is 'spoons open yet?

When will Ederson take one in a match - and what would happen?

No it doesn't...

As the cliché goes, keep calm and, errr, ummm...

I'll let the Mrs know...

I hope global stability remains intact until I've done the final sunday roast of mankind. I'm doing extra roasties if the great unwashed of BM want a pre-armageddon feast...