Aymeric Laporte

[cleavers]

Kind of a watershed signing this is.
Delighted to get him and it’s much needed in my opinion, but whilst it’s not a surprise it does signal to me that we’ll most probably be saying goodbye to kompany in he summer!

Not necessarily, there's plenty of options available for him to stay as player/coach/management.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

“Baldamort” is even worse than “PEG”.

Got to admit, I laughed at baldamort.

 

[g180aj]

He really is the perfect partner for John Stones and he will build a great partnership with Mendy that will help them both for the national side

 

[mat]

Just got in from an 85 year old birthday house party for an old lady we know .....not as bad as it sounds but better news on here.

You are Wayne Rooney and I claim my £5 sir!

 

[NewHavenCTBlue]

The rags tears are delicious. As our squad continues to get younger they put their whole season and budget into Sanchez

 

[Impeccable One]

What's a RAT then?

A pussy eater

 

[GeorgeHeslop'sTackle.]

A pussy eater

You’re a bounder Sir. Poor Kaz will be in floods....

 

[jonah62]

Just got in from an 85 year old birthday house party for an old lady we know .....not as bad as it sounds but better news on here.

Was Rooney there?

 

[MillionDollarDream]

Weird the way he sees €70m fee (which is above the release, so doubt it) then just adds it onto £ fees for other defenders as if they're the same thing. Gets to £250m at which point someone adds on Ederson and comes to almost £300m.

Maths clearly not a strong point.

Anyone want to add up the price of De Gea, Shaw, Bailly, Darmian etc, not forgetting they bought most of the shite like Jones & Smalling before prices went through the roof.

It’s €65M + 5M development fee. So they’re already adding the little fees they cry about but nobody has any ideas on the wages just it’s between a 5 or 6 year contract.

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

What do they say? Farewell messages?

Yeah he’s liked loads of Farewell messages on twitter..he’s ours