Usain Bolt on trial with Dortmund!

[goalmole]

Guilty as charged. Immediate inclusion in their first team. No parole until he twats Maureen.

Does he qualify for England.

 

[its a Barm]

Does he qualify for England.

he is a rag so obviously does.

 

[bluemc1]

Couldn’t Onuoha rum 100 in just over 10 seconds
For the difference in what Bolt can these days I don’t think just being rapid can make you a footballer

 

[BigOscar]

People play far too much FIFA if they think Bolt could be any use at all on a football pitch. Don't even have to look further than Englands top sprinter Adam Gemilli, who was in youth academies all through childhood but couldn't even get a game in League 2 so he packed it in to be a full time sprinter.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I thought the rags would be all over this. Maybe PEG likes to keep it all about him!

They'll let Dortmund sign him for a nominal signing-on fee and then shell out €100m at the next opening of the transfer window!

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

He probably wouldn't get the chance to open up well enough to be a threat.

Long straight lanes and zero physical interference are not things which tend to coincide too often in top level football.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Completely absurd.

 

[Gray]

Raggy, Rag Bastard.

 

[Iamthemusicman]

I'm sure I've seen him say before that he considers himself a holding midfielder which is odd considering his speed.

 

[Bewar3them00n]

Both sponsored by Puma if IRC? Tidy finish though, imagine the shirt sales!