Obscure questions that need answering

[Magicpole]

Asda used to sell a rectangular one. An absolute beast of a thing but sadly I think I was the only one who ever bought it, and it vanished almost as soon as it appeared.

I too loved them and was less than chuffed/fucking raging, when told they wouldn’t be back for a while.

I felt like burning the place down as I’m not a fan of petitions.

 

[pizzaman]

I work at the place where they are made, we only do them every so often when they go on promotion. Morrison's have them as well, they seem to sell more than Asda.....

 

[Magicpole]

Who decided to make Mars Bars chocolate so thin?

As a kid you had to really bite hard to get through. Being Scottish I didn’t have any teeth, obviously, but, boy did your gums ache.

Now, your tongue can break through.

I know everybody is getting fatter, but fuck sake.

 

[whp.blue]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it,. does it still make a sound?

of course not

 

[sirrmattmoo]

Why does Buzz Lightyear act dead in front of humans when he doesn’t believe he’s a toy

You’ve ruined toy story

 

[whp.blue]

How come the moon is the right size and distance from earth to fit exactly over the sun during a total eclipse? By accident or design?

As the moon is moving away from the earth it is just the time we live in. Just like in the future we will not be able to see any stars.

 

[dickie davies]

Why do away teams have brain farts at Anfield when playing in European competition!

 

[whp.blue]

Why can't people tell the difference between there and they're.

because they are concentrating on To, too and two

 

[Magicpole]

because they are concentrating on To, too and two

To right

 

[MellowJoe]

Is there such a thing as intrinsic value?