United thread 2017/18

[Leto]

FFS!

That's hilarious.

Although I'd wear a hazmat suit if I was anywhere near his rotten, disease ridden cock.

 

[Willie Wontie]

Isn’t wasting police time a criminal offence?

 

[Chris in London]

Why YOU -yes YOU are counted as one of the 659M

from Private Eye 4/5/18

Rag

 

[Midlands Blue]

Rag

They seem to think so. Does that mean every time they publish that figure we can sue for libel?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...rumours-cristiano-ronaldo-toni-kroos-and-fred

Season ticket renewal time again eh?

This, the constant attempts to belittle or discredit our achievements, their PR-led transfer policy, all symptoms of an organisation petrified of becoming 'manchester whonited?'

 

[mat]

This, the constant attempts to belittle or discredit our achievements, their PR-led transfer policy, all symptoms of an organisation petrified of becoming 'manchester whonited?'

We've taken some of their records away.

Doing the quadruple on 20th Anniversary of ''The greatest night in Barcelona' would kill them...

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

We've taken some of their records away.

Doing the quadruple on 20th Anniversary of ''The greatest night in Barcelona' would kill them...

Pep winning the CL in Madrid next May would be some sight, sure politics will get in the way again.

 

[mat]

Pep winning the CL in Madrid next May would be some sight, sure politics will get in the way again.

Good point.

They'll fuck us over again.

 

[mat]

Another major trophy for the scum...

 

[waspish]

Is a 100k profit a lot in there 3rd monthly accounts? Seems bit low to me.