Oh dear, Paddy Crerand....

I was unfortunate enough to play at the swamp in 2003, was in the bar after the game, Crerand was in there, I had a bottle of Budweiser went to get a piss, came back and he was drinking my bottle, I asked him why he was drinking my bottle, he turned to me and just laughed the wanker
Went on a corporate ticket for one Derby game at the swamp (the one when Joey Barton scored) and ended up sitting next to him at a table. He was legless and started abusing Martin Edwards (the toilet voyeur) who was sitting nearby. I confess that I was egging him on (but didn't let on that I was a Blue)
 
should have done the fergie and say am i was about to shit my pants and could not see the car coming with the concentration and the pressure of holding my cheeks together and the stink coming from a wet fart just about 60 seconds before and the windows steamed up and the mrs went into shock and the stench and smell put me in a trance and all went blank and next thing am back in glasgow officer
 
I saw him out lately and he's a proper doddery old man now. Surprised he's still driving, I wouldn't want a lift off him, even if he was sober!
 

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