I refuse to watch this car crash with all the BBC commentators talking like this is some profound historical event. They make me vomit. It will go the same way as most of the other 'royal weddings' so I will not invest even 1% of my time or interest in it. I have a great deal of respect for the Queen but when she pops her clogs I'm afraid I would rather the whole lot get stripped of their entitlement and made to earn a living like every other poor punter. Rehouse them in Bradford or some other god forsaken shithole.
I am also available for rent to inject fun at parties.