United thread 2017/18

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All before the season Starts
Matic, 30 year old shit
Valencia, 33 year old shit
Young, 33 diving shit.
Darmian, Italian Shit.
Shaw, Ruined shit.
Smalling, appauling grabbing hold of the opposition shit.
Jones, ugly useless injury prone shit.
Bogpa, Strolls around like Dick shit.
Sanchez, expensive paid shit.
Martial, miserable as fuck shit.
De Gea, Hopefully going to Real Madrid shit.
Lumpkaka big shit.
Rashford, being destroyed by a **** shit.
Fellaini, Unfortunately shit who maybe leaving the shit.
Messi Lingard, shit.
Carrick, retired shit.
Lindelof, Bad shit.
Bailly Injury prone and rash shit.
Rojo tattooed shit.
Herrera, Dog shit.
McTominay Scottish shit.
Mata not appreciated Shit.
 
All before the season Starts
Matic, 30 year old shit
Valencia, 33 year old shit
Young, 33 diving shit.
Darmian, Italian Shit.
Shaw, Ruined shit.
Smalling, appauling grabbing hold of the opposition shit.
Jones, ugly useless injury prone shit.
Bogpa, Strolls around like Dick shit.
Sanchez, expensive paid shit.
Martial, miserable as fuck shit.
De Gea, Hopefully going to Real Madrid shit.
Lumpkaka big shit.
Rashford, being destroyed by a **** shit.
Fellaini, Unfortunately shit who maybe leaving the shit.
Messi Lingard, shit.
Carrick, retired shit.
Lindelof, Bad shit.
Bailly Injury prone and rash shit.
Rojo tattooed shit.
Herrera, Dog shit.
McTominay Scottish shit.
Mata not appreciated Shit.
yeah, and as well as that, there all shit
 
Is that.....erm.....is that the sound of boiling piss?
The definition of bitter right there.
Oh there is something so joyous at the sight of a gobshite utd fan, who has shot his mouth off at every opportunity and seeing them come out with these nuggets dripped in bitterness and bile.
Beautiful just beautiful.

“Congratulations you won a shit league. Might as well be Celtic “

Which makes you Motherwell?
 
All before the season Starts
Matic, 30 year old shit
Valencia, 33 year old shit
Young, 33 diving shit.
Darmian, Italian Shit.
Shaw, Ruined shit.
Smalling, appauling grabbing hold of the opposition shit.
Jones, ugly useless injury prone shit.
Bogpa, Strolls around like Dick shit.
Sanchez, expensive paid shit.
Martial, miserable as fuck shit.
De Gea, Hopefully going to Real Madrid shit.
Lumpkaka big shit.
Rashford, being destroyed by a **** shit.
Fellaini, Unfortunately shit who maybe leaving the shit.
Messi Lingard, shit.
Carrick, retired shit.
Lindelof, Bad shit.
Bailly Injury prone and rash shit.
Rojo tattooed shit.
Herrera, Dog shit.
McTominay Scottish shit.
Mata not appreciated Shit.
I see a pattern there!
 
"I had the chance of getting a season ticket, but I turned it down" that says it all about their glory hunting, can never get a ticket, fan base. Complete twunt.

clearly a lie because we all know there is a 20 year waiting list for ST's at the swamp........love the way they are now forever citing the 2nd half of the derby - its all they can hold on to as a mark of success - on half of one game in a whole season. That gap hurts.
 
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