casserole of nonsense
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Save money on carpets by sticking a small piece to the bottom of each of your feet.
The classic Viz one was.....impress your neighbours by sticking rice crispies to your shoes and telling them you have a gravel drive
What if the wanker is blind. Do you suggest them whacking the dog with their white stick for watching them have a wank ?Whilst masturbating furiously, avoid making eye contact with the dog!