United thread 2017/18

[laserblue]

http://www.prideofmanchester.com/sport/mufc-celebrityfans.htm
If you click on the link it lists the sad twats who support them.
From Bill Oddie to Julia Roberts the list is endless.

Spot the Manc.

 

[manimanc]

Spot the Manc.

Nailed it.

 

[Gray]

press reports for tomorrow - Bale for £200m - + Ronaldo coming back fee undisc - £96m for Milinkovic-Savic but Fekir has snubbed them - despite a glorious season those ST's are proving hard to shift clearly

That will really bring the average age of the squad down:-

• Bale - 29 in July
• Fake Ronaldo - 34 next February

Oh dear they really are clueless!

 

[Aytoun]

Looking at that list of largely Z list celebs, with plenty Oirish, it cheers me up no end to think just how many jerks we have upset in the last few years.

And with Pep extending his contract, how many more years will their pain continue ?

 

[Gray]

Looking at that list of largely Z list celebs, with plenty Oirish, it cheers me up no end to think just how many jerks we have upset in the last few years.

• Martin McGuinness (Terrorist)
  
• Simon Dyson (Golf cheat)
  
• Russell Watson (Wife cheater)
  
• Ronnie Irani (Liar)
  
• Michael Parkinson (Claims to be a Barnsley fan)
  
• Michael Atherton (Cricket cheat)
  
• Jim White (Loud mouthed prat)
  
• Geoffrey Boycott (I thought it was Yorkshire all the way, you boring fart)

There are not many on that list that could actually attend a match, complete bunch of plastics.

 

[Cellarite]

• Jim White (Loud mouthed prat and Rangers fan)

Sorted

 

[old blue]

Bertie Ahern fan since the fifties, I wonder which year exactly.

 

[Paladin]

http://www.prideofmanchester.com/sport/mufc-celebrityfans.htm
If you click on the link it lists the sad twats who support them.
From Bill Oddie to Julia Roberts the list is endless.

Does it work like their supporter count? If you've not declared for anyone else, by default you are a United fan.

 

[Big Swifty]

Utd remind me of the deluded, faded film star Norma Desmond in "Sunset Boulevard" - "I AM big! It was the movies that got small"..........

 

[dublin-blue]

Lot of stories about how bale will lift them above us.
I thought Sanchez was gonna do that