United thread 2017/18

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Pleasured it.

With his soft and beautifully manicured hand(s).

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

If de gea goes in the summer they will drop like a lead balloon next season.

 

[Tanzeylee]

I wish I was Roy Keane’s dog.

I know

 

[JASR]

If de gea goes in the summer they will drop like a lead balloon next season.

De Gea is a bit like the City bingo of ‘when the sheik gets bored’... to us.

Player of the season for them for the past 5 years (iirc) , and every year we hope he goes to Real.

Maybe this year (c) liverpool

 

[goater555]

Pleasured it.

Cheer's I think.

 

[aguero93:20]

I wish I was Roy Keane’s dog.

Apparently in Mayfield, Cork, they've a saying that goes "as happy as Roy Keane's dog with two dicks", presumably describing the feeling of euphoria when they have a child with only 5 fingers on each hand.

 

[chedinho]

If de gea goes in the summer they will drop like a lead balloon next season.

I think the number 2 looks better than degea.
I bet he wishes he’d fuck off too.

 

[goalmole]

At Juve he had Piilo to do his thinking and Vidal to grab the game by the scruff of the neck for him. He had the freedom to play the game exactly how he wanted to.

Now he has the be the intelligent one and the feisty one, and he can't live up to that.

£120m (the selling club has never paid the fucking agent fee) for someone who two years on, they have no idea how to get rid of.

Fixed

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Just watching highlights of the 1-2 win at the swamp last season.

I had forgotten Tyler came out with this gem.....

"it's extraordinary the rise of Marcus Rashford"

 

[bluemc1]

Just watching highlights of the 1-2 win at the swamp last season.

I had forgotten Tyler came out with this gem.....

"it's extraordinary the rise of Marcus Rashford"

Listen to the Otimendi goal, he actually groans