Urinating in the Garden

[Southern]

not the ‘theatre of dreans’.

But there was a day when I was desperate and the bathroom was occupied. Used the drain connected to the kitchen to allow maximal discretion (didn’t fancy going right to the back of the garden.

Used the bedroom window the other week (it was dark) into the front yard

 

[FantasyIreland]

I think you're lying because you like attention and you dont get much in real life.

 

[tweety]

Keeps the cats away.

 

[Southern]

I think you're lying because you like attention and you dont get much in real life.

Not lying, and no problems in ‘real life’ .

 

[urban genie]

Your garden was it though, you didn't clarify

 

[FantasyIreland]

Not lying, and no problems in ‘real life’ .

Nice one bruva!

 

[manimanc]

You should never piss in your own back yard.

 

[Blue Smarties]

With the water shortage, you’ve got to do anything you can to keep the orchids in bloom. If that means sinking 10 pints of Stella before unleashing streams of steamy piss in the garden at dead of night, so be it.

 

[snorky]

With the water shortage, you’ve got to do anything you can to keep the orchids in bloom. If that means sinking 10 pints of Stella before unleashing streams of steamy piss in the garden at dead of night, so be it.

Too right mate. But with 10 pints of Stella I would just be passed out lying in a pool of me own piss! :)

 

[FantasyIreland]

Too right mate. But with 10 pints of Stella I would just be passed out lying in a pool of me own piss! :)

And some **** would probably ring an Ambulance.