And the show now...
She reached over and she squeezed on my rocks
I lost it all in the popcorn box
I hollered louder than an Indian scout
And that's when the usher started prowlin' about
Oh oh oh
He started flipping and a-flashin' his light
Right in the middle of the Indian fight
The Redskins were shootin' at the wagon train
That's when me and the Cavalry came