Malaga

[sky tot]

My mam and dad live the other side of Malaga to the East in a place called Torrox Costa. Nice little hidden gem with plenty of restaurants and bars but a bit more authentic in comparison to Benalmadina etc...

Yea nice . I’m a regular to Nerja & Frigilliana, both still have lots of Spanish charm .Plus the free tapas with every drink is a bonus !

 

[cibaman]

Malaga is a not so hidden gem. We go a couple of times most years. March/April or Sept/Oct for a few days of early/late sun. We can get from home to the beach in about 6-7 hours. Excellent beach, restaurants, bars. A very pretty old town. A busy but not tacky commercial area. So much better than the surrounding resorts.

 

[mackenzie]

My mam and dad live the other side of Malaga to the East in a place called Torrox Costa. Nice little hidden gem with plenty of restaurants and bars but a bit more authentic in comparison to Benalmadina etc...

Worth looking at by the sound of it, cheers

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

God knows why we've given him a new contract.

 

[stonie]

Love the area between torremolinos and benalmadina (la carihuela), it's a nice walk with lots of places to eat on the beach specialising in sardines....

 

[Mike N]

Lovely city Malaga, would recommend it for a weekend.

 

[Magicpole]

Thanks for the heads up of a strip to avoid like the plague.

Why anybody would want to spend time with cunts who want to go to a foreign country as long as they can watch East Enders and have a shit breakfast boggles the mind.

A few years ago we stayed at a lovely hotel up the coast and jumoedca bus into Bamidorm. We lasted three hours. Full of absolute chavs, loud as fuck and as funny as Jack Whitehall.

We shouldn’t let them back.

 

[mcfcinprague]

Me and Mrs P went on a 2 week cruise in 2017 ex Malaga, so we had a full day there between the 2 weeks. Lovely place and we had lunch at one of the cafe's on the beach with the locals. It was excellent.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Why anybody would want to spend time with cunts who want to go to a foreign country as long as they can watch East Enders and have a shit breakfast boggles the mind.

A few years ago we stayed at a lovely hotel up the coast and jumoedca bus into Bamidorm. We lasted three hours. Full of absolute chavs, loud as fuck and as funny as Jack Whitehall.

We shouldn’t let them back.

Where did you have your shit breakfast from Mr Pole because I don't recall having a poor one on every visit I have ever made.John and Josephs you get 2 sausage 2 eggs toast beans bacon and tomatoes and mushies for only £3.00 and a brew was only a pound a mug.We don't go for the ambience or their naff savannas ..only for that fiery ball in the sky and their reasonable pricing structure because that is all the Spanish really have to offer the discerning holiday maker. We went one time in May and it absolutely pissed it down and do you know what is looked nothing like the holiday brochure.If we had the sun all the time like they do well then we would simply go to Blackers Morcambe or Rhyll.The thought of eating piehella and slurping fruit of the vine in a desperate attempt to imbibe and assimilate whilst waffling undiluted shit about this that and t'other concerning the grand square root of fook all accompanied by ziltch entertainment and not a slice of kebab meat in site fills me with utter dread and foreboding.If this is a vision of dantes inferno then I am going to church this Sunday.That is all:

Full English. The epitome of gastronomical nonsense to set ones physique up for the day

Piehella ..I would sooner set fire to my toes than eat this primeval dross.

 

[uncle fester]

Where did you have your shit breakfast from Mr Pole because I don't recall having a poor one on every visit I have ever made.John and Josephs you get 2 sausage 2 eggs toast beans bacon and tomatoes and mushies for only £3.00 and a brew was only a pound a mug.We don't go for the ambience or their naff savannas ..only for that fiery ball in the sky and their reasonable pricing structure because that is all the Spanish really have to offer the discerning holiday maker. We went one time in May and it absolutely pissed it down and do you know what is looked nothing like the holiday brochure.If we had the sun all the time like they do well then we would simply go to Blackers Morcambe or Rhyll.The thought of eating piehella and slurping fruit of the vine in a desperate attempt to imbibe and assimilate whilst waffling undiluted shit about this that and t'other concerning the grand square root of fook all accompanied by ziltch entertainment and not a slice of kebab meat in site fills me with utter dread and foreboding.If this is a vision of dantes inferno then I am going to church this Sunday.That is all:

Full English. The epitome of gastronomical nonsense to set ones physique up for the day

Piehella ..I would sooner set fire to my toes than eat this primeval dross.

definite Clarkie mate :)
who wouldn't like that for brekkie or some beef cheeks braised in sherry