United thread 2018/19

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David de Gea heat map for April.
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LWashington said:
David de Gea heat map for April.
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To go from world class to third class so quickly, he obviously has something on his mind that's taking his focus away from football.

After looking at some of his team mates I'd wager it's the constant worry of whether he has any doughnuts left when he comes back to his locker each day.
Have a look next game to see who gets back down the tunnel first.
 
Jesus2018 said:
It's Saturday. The players have just spent half the day having the words 'do it for Giggsy' shouted at them during training drills, 'This is for Fergie'. 'It's the Utd way'. They sit in the tactical video room. The lights go out. The class of 99 DVD plays. Pogba mutters something about winning a world cup with France. Solskaer, arms folded, massive grin, tears in his eyes, thinks to himself...this will do. They''ll play their hearts out after this.

Every week. All season.
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You’re clearly ItK
 
Looking at these Rag players waddling around Old Rope is like looking at a Sumo wrestling team in training.
All over the telly there are discussions about the obesity crisis, I reckon they'd make ideal 'Before' pics for
Slimming world.
Next season, if they don't shift the timber quickly, the footy conversations will be along the lines of...
'Who do you play on Saturday?'
'Oh, we're away to Lardarse United.'
 
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