Simon Stone and Dan Roan

Hehe,he was that ugly as a child his mum used to tie pork chops around his neck to get the dog to play with him ...
His ugliness was the reason he was fed whilst sat in a high chair in the back garden, his mum fed him using a catapult from the kitchen window.
 
He's so ugly that when his girlfriend brought him to her house to meet her parents for the first time, her dad asked her what she used for bait.
Then they put newspapers on the floor...
 

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