Hugh Ferris/Match day presenters

[Deleted member 77198]

They’re all terrible!

Huge Ferret
Natasha Spike
Danzone Fanny
Wingspan
Bitty McLean
The two Southerners that were on the buses yesterday (would it have been so difficult to find some Mancunians for that?)

To be fair to McLean, he’s alright really. Can be funny.

The others are either shite or over-enthusiastic or just ask bland questions that nobody could give a shit about the answer to.

Why are there so many of them?

And who is this half-Cockney half-Mancunian guy with the stupid put on accent who narrates the videos these days? “Our” has never been said by any Mancunian like this fake Cockney wannabe says it. Fuck him off n’all!

Just give the gig to McLean and get rid of all the rest of them.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

John Stapleton would have been good.
I don't dislike Hugh as much as some but he had a shocker.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

"I am the professional, I think you'll find" - he needs a knee in the bollocks even for using those words in that combination.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

No one speaks like that in Manc.......not even the scruffiest ****s I know

Unless it was Terry Christian's blue brother.

 

[meeesh]

They’re all terrible!

Huge Ferret
Natasha Spike
Danzone Fanny
Wingspan
Bitty McLean
The two Southerners that were on the buses yesterday (would it have been so difficult to find some Mancunians for that?)

To be fair to McLean, he’s alright really. Can be funny.

The others are either shite or over-enthusiastic or just ask bland questions that nobody could give a shit about the answer to.

Why are there so many of them?

And who is this half-Cockney half-Mancunian guy with the stupid put on accent who narrates the videos these days? “Our” has never been said by any Mancunian like this fake Cockney wannabe says it. Fuck him off n’all!

Just give the gig to McLean and get rid of all the rest of them.

Just add Cheeseman with McLean though,get rid of all other clowns immediately

 

[Cityfan]

The acoustics have generally been so awful where I sit that I never hear much of him at the match but he was pretty awful yesterday.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

They’re all terrible!

Huge Ferret
Natasha Spike
Danzone Fanny
Wingspan
Bitty McLean
The two Southerners that were on the buses yesterday (would it have been so difficult to find some Mancunians for that?)

To be fair to McLean, he’s alright really. Can be funny.

The others are either shite or over-enthusiastic or just ask bland questions that nobody could give a shit about the answer to.

Why are there so many of them?

And who is this half-Cockney half-Mancunian guy with the stupid put on accent who narrates the videos these days? “Our” has never been said by any Mancunian like this fake Cockney wannabe says it. Fuck him off n’all!

Just give the gig to McLean and get rid of all the rest of them.

Danzone Fanny's performance at Brighton was cringey as fuck!

 

[jrb]

They will all be back next season, sponsored by Dairylea. Pure cheese.

That’s what the club wants.

 

[lancs blue]

They’re all terrible!

Huge Ferret
Natasha Spike
Danzone Fanny
Wingspan
Bitty McLean
The two Southerners that were on the buses yesterday (would it have been so difficult to find some Mancunians for that?)

To be fair to McLean, he’s alright really. Can be funny.

The others are either shite or over-enthusiastic or just ask bland questions that nobody could give a shit about the answer to.

Why are there so many of them?

And who is this half-Cockney half-Mancunian guy with the stupid put on accent who narrates the videos these days? “Our” has never been said by any Mancunian like this fake Cockney wannabe says it. Fuck him off n’all!

Just give the gig to McLean and get rid of all the rest of them.

Bit harsh on Natalie and Danny, they were given more prominent roles originally precisely because people were saying they wanted more proper Blues involved, they aren't professionals, just amateurs doing their best.

Ferret is just a typical smarmy, grating MC who thinks he's a cu(n)t above the rest. McLean can be funny at times but also some of his digs are flatter than a stale pancake, Wedderburn would be my pick.

 

[Gordyola]

They’re all terrible!

Huge Ferret
Natasha Spike
Danzone Fanny
Wingspan
Bitty McLean
The two Southerners that were on the buses yesterday (would it have been so difficult to find some Mancunians for that?)

To be fair to McLean, he’s alright really. Can be funny.

The others are either shite or over-enthusiastic or just ask bland questions that nobody could give a shit about the answer to.

Why are there so many of them?

And who is this half-Cockney half-Mancunian guy with the stupid put on accent who narrates the videos these days? “Our” has never been said by any Mancunian like this fake Cockney wannabe says it. Fuck him off n’all!

Just give the gig to McLean and get rid of all the rest of them.

The commentary on the videos of late has been horrendous Why not use the original David Trelfall, or at least a true Manc?